spermanent

male ejaculation in the hair of a female

He missed her mouth and ejaculated in her red hair giving her an immediate spermanent.

by Scott August 25, 2003

Spermante

a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky

I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!

by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005

spermaniac

a disease commonly found in exchange student after they have been bullied and force to take part in a orgy where they have to drink 5 or more gallons of man sperm so they get used to it and cant live without it, people with this disease often become very strong and muscly because of the high amounts of protein in the sperm.

damn, look at that asian boi, he got good booty and is strong as hell, he must got the spermaniac disease

by Logi Boi Iceland December 11, 2019

Spermman

Spermman
Spermman
Does whatever a sperm can

Eats a dick, any size
Catches cum just like flies.
Look out!

Here comes the spermman.

Is he thick?
Listen bud
He’s got radioactive nuts
Can he suck lots of nuts?
Yes and he’ll give you head
Hey there
There goes the spermman

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Theres a streak of white
He cums just in time

Spermman
Spermman
Kinky neighbourhood, spermman
Dick and balls
He wanks off
Pleasure is his reward
To him
Life’s sucking lots of nuts
Wherever there’s a dildo
You’ll find the spermman

“Spermman was eating dicks again”

by HOLY_SPIRIT_IB December 20, 2021

Sperman

One of the many potential outcome languages resulting from taking multiple foreign language classes simultaneously.

I forgot whether I was in my Spanish 1 class or my German 1 class, so I ended up translating "Where is the dog?" to "¿Dónde está der Hund". I'd be getting an A in Sperman right now.

by RequiemCube July 16, 2010

spermatophobia

One who has a fear of semen/sperm

Teddi has a fear of being ejaculated on. She has spermatophobia.

by Isabella Tatiana December 26, 2010

Sperman Erman

A person whose mother's breast dried up and had to nurse his fathers penis for 1 1/2 years. Causing said person to become a emo fag with a superiority complex.

You have to look over that guy he is a sperman erman>

by jumpen jehosaphat January 11, 2009