A person who is so adept at sex or blowjobs, the recipient of their talents contracts temporary amnesia. Therefore providing the illusion of their sperm being stolen.
"Dude, this girl gave me the mostinsaneblowjob last night. I passed out and couldn't remember my name, she's a total spermburglar."
Sternburg= Having sex with a sandwich then jizzing inside it. Then fucking a girl with a cucumber then having her squirt on it then putting it in the sandwich. Then you have to throw up and shit and the sandwich. ANd after that you cut yourself and drip some blood in it. Once youve done all of this you gey your five year old sister to eat it.
1.When a woman swallows your semen and belch's it back up in your face.
2. To belch up cum.
3. Another name for a woman that gives blowjobs and swallows.
Last night that womanpulled a spermburpus on me.
Hey spermburpus wipe your mouth.