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spermburglar 

A person who is so adept at sex or blowjobs, the recipient of their talents contracts temporary amnesia. Therefore providing the illusion of their sperm being stolen.
"Dude, this girl gave me the most insane blowjob last night. I passed out and couldn't remember my name, she's a total spermburglar."
spermburglar by calysto September 12, 2011

sternburg 

Sternburg= Having sex with a sandwich then jizzing inside it. Then fucking a girl with a cucumber then having her squirt on it then putting it in the sandwich. Then you have to throw up and shit and the sandwich. ANd after that you cut yourself and drip some blood in it. Once youve done all of this you gey your five year old sister to eat it.
Circles and triangles and now were hanging out with your new sternburg.
sternburg by ccccccoool June 21, 2009

spermburpus 

1.When a woman swallows your semen and belch's it back up in your face.
2. To belch up cum.
3. Another name for a woman that gives blowjobs and swallows.
Last night that woman pulled a spermburpus on me.
Hey spermburpus wipe your mouth.
spermburpus by woody stewart October 6, 2006

spermburglar 

referring to an individual who is adept at obtaining semen, especially in the anal or oral cavitities.
your mom is a spermburglar, and so is your little sister. oh yeah, and your dad too (he swings both ways)
spermburglar by cd December 9, 2003

Yoni Sternburg 

The realest of all rappers. From the south side of Sudbury.
Yoni Sternburg by wetgrass26 January 16, 2011

sergberger 

"Serg Sevchenko is a massive sergberger"
sergberger by CMK1989 May 28, 2017