spoogie loob

when u ejaculate into a persons nostrils then they re summon it by turning it into a loogie and spitting it back onto the penis as a lubricant

girl: i ran out of spit so i had to use "spoogie loob"

by holy sh*t June 28, 2010

Spoogie

(pn) A person, possibly bald-headed, whose nonsensical and pompous additions to conversation elicits images of ejaculate spewing from the top of their bulbous cranium.

Jack: What was Jeff going on about? Criticizing how you manage your people?

Mike: What does Spoogie ever talk about? I stop listening the minute he starts talking.

by Jackotrades August 21, 2009

Sploogie

Spitting a lob or ball of semen at someone

Man 1: I can't believe she sploogied me, my hair needs to be washed.
Man 2: I can help you with the hair, I had to wash for weeks after the Sploogie Boogie on Halloween.

"I had a sploogie lobbed at me"

by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020

Spoogie

Noun 1. spoogie - the male reproductive cell; the male gamete; "a spoog is mostly a nucleus surrounded by little other cellular material"
spoog cell, spoomatozoan, spoomatozoon
flagellum - a lash-like appendage used for locomotion (e.g., in spoog cells and some bacteria and protozoa)
come, cum, ejaculate, semen, seminal fluid, seed - the thick white fluid containing spoomatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract
gamete - a mature sexual reproductive cell having a single set of unpaired chromosomes
acrosome - a process at the anterior end of a spoog cell that produces enzymes to facilitate penetration of the egg
male reproductive system - the reproductive system of males

Who likes the taste of spoogie?

Get ready 3 2 1 SPOOGIE!!!

Awwww you got spoogie in my eye

by durrtydurrtytx August 26, 2013

Spoogie

what poop and turd do on hump days.

1)I cant wait to have poopspoogie with turd

2) Spoogie with poop is awesome

by Turder Sauce October 5, 2004

Sploogie

Entity, the aftermath of one's ejaculatory sessions manifesting upwards within their body to create an elder god like being that consumes that of which belongs of others there by growing in size and making human reproduction impossible.

Well tarnation, there goes my sploogie wreaking havoc on the middle east.

by Qin Napels May 13, 2019

Spoogie

A blonde boy with four older siblings, who is a dork

You are such a spoogie

by Unknown4856 March 31, 2024