speng

A cross between a spanner and a pen. A bit of a confusing insult, but it works!

"You're a fucking speng."

by OG Benefits February 4, 2017

spenging

the mixture of good and bad that is stereotypically spoken by wannabe roadmen commonly used by white kids

CALM SPENGING GYM SESH

by noooleavemealone June 27, 2018

speng patrol

When you and the boys are out on the town and spot a speng (spastic, fool, idiot) or a group of spengs (spastics, fools, idiots)

hey mate! look at that f***ing speng, we must be on speng patrol tonight

by piddla May 14, 2017

speng eye

When one eye is slightly more closed than the other or is slightly off centre

"Oh man, in this photo you can totally see my speng eye! It's way off centre!"

by eloisepr January 29, 2016

Speng

A speng is an idiot or brainless person. Other forms are spengism and spengist.

‘Emerson Murphy is an utter speng boi.’ ‘Reece Sheldon studied spengism at docile university.’ ‘Jake ‘swaz spaz’ Nolan is a spengist.

by DJ Docile April 10, 2021

Speng

This is where you call someone special or a bit of a spaz and then you call them peng

Mate your such a speng

by Hattie mcgreggory April 27, 2019

Speng Kid

Some strange blonde spaz who will threaten to suck honey out of your mums arse.

Speng kid! Not again, leave my mother alone!

by Your fat nan August 5, 2022