speng

A cross between a spanner and a pen. A bit of a confusing insult, but it works!

by OG Benefits February 4, 2017

spenging

the mixture of good and bad that is stereotypically spoken by wannabe roadmen commonly used by white kids

by noooleavemealone June 27, 2018

When you and the boys are out on the town and spot a speng (spastic, fool, idiot) or a group of spengs (spastics, fools, idiots)

hey mate! look at that f***ing speng, we must be on speng patrol tonight

by piddla May 11, 2017

When one eye is slightly more closed than the other or is slightly off centre

"Oh man, in this photo you can totally see my speng eye! It's way off centre!"

by eloisepr November 22, 2015

A speng is an idiot.

Chantelle is a speng.

speng is someone who doesnt deserve actual insults to be described as.

Melvin is a Speng , he is a Speng because he sits under motorways banging crack inbetween shifts at his shitty pub job

To refer to a slag thats typically leng

yo my thicc daddy she is speng tho no cyap

by occooclo April 26, 2022