Sementologist

A person who is gay

or a slutty women.

Ur sementologist .U ve got ya masters in Sementology .

by Jewcrab September 6, 2016

simental

A person who is fat, lazy, and bald. Usually thinks that he is buff when in all reality is just fat. Most people would same that he is a suck up, he calls it just doing his job and qoute "Doing more than others." No one really likes him even though he thinks he is the certain attention. Really just a pathetic human being and a complete waste of space.

"Hey simental what happened to your hair?"
"I don't know i started losing it when I was fifteen."

by notbuff5000 March 7, 2014

shmental

paranoid; crazy;

someone who needs to know everything

That really short kid over there is extremely shmental

jeez, I am going shmental.

Person 1: I have seen every episode ever of Cheap seats
Person 2: You are so shmental

You are a shmental face.

by Adam shmental face September 8, 2005

Semenals

Male ejaculate.

I didn't mean to, but when I climaxed I got Semenals in her hair!

by Expoiv August 8, 2011

Smental

An intelligent person who has few “slow” moments

I’m the smartest guy in school yet I lost a game of chess to the school dummy because I made the wrong move . Now everyone calls me Smental

by Kaydog9 December 4, 2019

Sementa

When someone mixes cement with their semen in order to create an extra hard liquid

I just realized how retarded Jack is
I know, he makes sementa in his free time

by anonymous November 14, 2021

sementary

A cementary of penises and sperms. Families go there to blow it and mourn with it and give it flowers...

sementary snjloghja

by quartz89 January 28, 2022