speedrun.com

a place where you can speedrun games

i got in the top 3 speedruns on speedrun.com

by A user1234567890 November 21, 2020

Speedrun 2001

An word used by friends which takes the place of a normal word to confuse people who are not in on the joke (e.g. Squanchy in Rick and Morty)

Wanna go Speedrun 2001 some hotdogs and program some RaspberryPis?
Yes.

by Bobert B. Bobathon October 4, 2021

The Grassy Knoll Speedrun

When you become president and do a speedrun of fixing as many problems as you can before you get assassinated by the CIA.

Jessie Ventura totally would've nailed The Grassy Knoll Speedrun.

by TheGatorAndTheCat March 16, 2022

Sex speedrun

When a man or a woman attempt to have an orgasm in the shortest time possible

Man 1 Yo dude I heard you had a Sex Speedrun with grace yesterday
Man 2 Yeah dude I beat the world record and lasted 2 seconds

by Cuumchalice May 26, 2020

Hotline Miami Speedrun

Playing or replaying a level in a game so much that you can quickly and flawlessly complete it.

After playing through Titanfall 2 on every difficulty, playing through again was like a Hotline Miami Speedrun.

by Onion_Boy.png August 22, 2017

Life speedrun

Basically it means go die faster.

Person 1: You suck at this game!
Person 2: go life speedrun

by SomebodyDoingStuff March 23, 2021

cum speedrun

A cum speedrun is a speedrun where the speedrunner has to cum on every free porn website there is in the internet (xhamster, pornhub, xvideos, and so go on). This mean that after every cum you have to go on other website and keep going cum without any rest until you finish going into all porn websites.

Guy 1: Barry just said he did a cum speedrun.
Guy 2: he's Dry Balls Barry now.

by dumbballs69 November 23, 2021