Spedophile

A simp, special ed, and pedophile all in one. The person you don’t want to be around.

People named Curran are usually a spedophile.

by CaptainSivDad March 23, 2020

Spedophile

a sped that likes anything that moves in a dress/shorts

spedophile = Special Education person that likes anything that moves in a dress/shorts

by unknown46876846486 May 15, 2009

speedophile

A: Someone who has an unnatural penchant for wearing Speedo style swimming trunks. Usually resulting in them looking rather dodgy.

B: Someone with a large collection of Speedo style swimming trunks.

A:

Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: The one with the handlebar mustache and the supertight Speedo?
Guy1: Ya! Creeepy!
Guy2: Damn, he looks like a Speedophile!

B:

Guy1: Damn! That creep has a different color Speedo for each day of the week!
Guy2: Damn speedophile!

by CapTim March 7, 2008

Speedophile

One who wears Speedo's, normally European in origin and normally sporting pubic hair that goes all the way up to the neck.

"Dear God would you look at the pubes on that Greek bastard, he has some rod on em too, trunks that tight should be made illegal......Fuckin Speedophile!"

by E-wingo September 25, 2008

spedophile

A person that is mentally retarded or also known as a sped that has pedophile tendencies.

That mentally challenged person over there is a spedophile..

by wenchepO0 February 8, 2009

Speedophile

Someone who constantly drives way under the speed limit.

They're going 20 in a 30. What a speedophile!

by BillyTheKidBTK April 1, 2025

spedophile

ryland gilpin... a sped and a pedophile

“ryland gilpin is a spedophile”

by gutlover34 December 2, 2018