Speed weed challenge

So basically it’s this challenge I can’t up with where you get a group together and everyone brings their own dab pens or weed or whatever and every minute you take one hit and the last person to fall asleep wins

Guy 1: Yo nigga, we trying the speed weed challenge Friday

Guy 2: hell ya dawg, that ain’t even a question, of course I will, dumbfuck
Guy 1: chill the fuck down asshole, I asked you a question

Guy 2: oh my bad slime, just playing though
Guy 3: can I join the challenge
Guy 1: nah bitch, you’re like 9 years old

Guy 3: aw I’m telling mom

Guy 2: okay, go tell your mom you dirty fucking rat ass price of shit

by MoanDawg69 August 26, 2019

Speedied

A popular forum poster being run off a forum by a specific moderator or admin. over personal issues.

I can't believe the bird speedied him too.

by Plastic Pig May 16, 2009

speed weed

The largest marijuana collective and delivery service in the US based in Los Angeles but serving every legal area in the US. Speed Weed carries the largest selection of top shelf marijuana. They are celebrity endorsed. The owners are cannabis activists that are constantly in the national news on Television, Radio, and Pod Casts. Joe Rogan is a huge supporter and often has the owner Gino on his podcasts.

It's 1am how can we get some dank buds?

Check out Speed Weed's website and they'll come right to you with that Dank Fire.

by The Fierce Bambino September 2, 2014

Speed Weed

THC juice vaporized in a meth pipe because you burnt the coil on your cart you payed 30 bucks for

"Use a wrench to open the cart and pour the juice in here"
"You got a torch lighter?"
"We call this Speed Weed"

by Honted tonk July 5, 2020

speedbeer

Any type of energy drink, usually highly caffinated and loaded with other ingredients for quick energy. Brands such as Monster, Rock star, Red Bull, Jolt Cola, Dark dog, Stacker 2 Stinger, Lost and many, MANY others.

I’ve felt like hammered shit all morning, but I forced a speedbeer down the gullet @ 1430 and that should see me through until I head home.
-SKTFM

by Muttlee February 16, 2005

spedpeed

The act of having urinated as fast as is humanly possible; while observing all appropriate protocols and procedures (i.e. wiping, (if necessary) flushing, and washing etc.) in order to hurry back quickly to whatever it was you were doing previously. (i.e. chatting, playing poker, gaming, cooking, entertaining etc..)

Example from online Poker room chat text:

Eve: brb, gotta pee
Adam: k
(26 seconds later)
Eve: k back
Adam: well that was quick!

Abel: Jesus, did you change your mind?

Cain: Did you teleport? lol
Eve: Lol, no I just spedpeed... Didn't wanna miss the next hand...

by superspeedpeeer September 5, 2009

Speedwood

Geographical location, situated in the City of Cockburn, Perth, Western Australia. Aptly named due to the high presence at any given time of so-called meth-heads. See also Spearweird

Dude, trouble is rife in Speedwood today, centrelink payments must be in!

by Skippidy-doo-dah December 22, 2017