britney spears 

a badass bitch who needs to be free!! #freebritney btw
she’s worked so hard for what she has to only get it taken away from her by her “team” and her dumbass father jamie spears. she loves her children, she loves her friends and family (mostly), and she LOVES her fans!! she is a woman who absolutely needs her life back and we’ll (the b army) keep fighting for it!! this shouldn’t be a debate, it’s a life we’re talking about and it’s the legendary ms britney spears for god damn sake! let our queen b go and let her live!!
#FREEBRITNEYJEANSPEARSNOW !!!!

we love you and are fighting for you brit <3

britney spears

did you see britney’s latest post on instagram?
oh yea um she’s not well rn.

britney spears by no bitches allowed October 2, 2020

Britney Spears 

The most unproblematic celebrity you will ever meet. She is very beautiful and very kind.

Gemma: Wow have you seen Britney Spears new Instagram post?

Ellie: Yeah I have she looks absolutely gorgeous.

Gemma: I know right!

Britney Spears by Donotspeaktome August 7, 2020

Jamie P. Spears 

An abusive, alcoholic, father with a weak colon, who imprisoned his daughter, Britney, took away her human rights, drugged her & forced her to work against her will.

Jamie P. Spears has ruptured his colon from being penetrated too hard by Lou M. Taylor.

Jamie P. Spears by FreeBritney4Ever September 25, 2021

Clitney Spears

Clitney spears is when a photographer takes a picture of a girl, not knowing the girl is flashing her twat on camera. Sometimes occasionally, if the camera man is a dick, he will publish the picture online to thousands of people around the world to see. Common in Hollywood.

Girl 1 - I went to Hollywood on vacation, Some perv asked me to get my picture taken and I was piss drunk and flashed my Vagina right before the snap shot. Now Im suddenly popular on the internet.

Girl 2 - Oh shit, You totally gave that mother fucker a clitney Spears.

Clitney Spears by Timpunk667788554 January 25, 2009

Jamie Lynn Spears 

Britney's little sister, who proved that she's just as dumb as big sis by getting pregnant at 16 and probably destroying her 'career' in the process.

Further proof (if any were needed) that their mom, Lynn Spears, is a terrible mother.

Previously claimed to be a 'Christian' before becoming a teenage pregnancy statistic.

Jamie Lynn Spears probably pissed off Britney by stealing most of the tabloid coverage after announcing that she was pregnant.

Jamie Lynn Spears by Eugene206 January 8, 2008

Chicken Spears 

An exclamatory phrase that can be yelled by fags in an attempt to gain attention from nearby people.

Man riding by on ultraloud motorcycle "Chicken Spears! Chicken Spears! Chicken Spears!"

Chicken Spears by Beavermatic April 19, 2011

Willam T spears 

William T spears is the Japanese term for ass hole grell hating fuck

Oh look its willam t spears over there yelling at grell

Willam T spears by I can crack my neck June 18, 2018