Sparklemob

The Sparklemob are a group of 14-30 year olds who are complete psychopaths. They spend hours each day on MySpace, Facebook and Twi-hard forums planning the kidnap and sexual torture of Robert Pattinson. These plans usually involve pillows, edible glitter and chocolate syrup.

Friend: "What are you up to today?"
Member: "I'm off planning stuff with the Sparklemob"

by xiLoVeEdWaRdx January 24, 2009

sparklepowerrr

The greatest person alive but only comes around once a week

YAY SPARKLEPOWERRR JOINED AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

by Mav4ricka October 24, 2019

sparklecock

that would be:

getting a hummer by a horsefaced bitch who is drunk on mexican wine.

bj fell asleep, totally bonged, and awoke to find that the horseface had given him a sweet sparklecock.

by wreckage May 17, 2004

sparklecrotch

A condition often observed after a night of grinding with a girl with a sparkly and/or sequined dress, typically at a club or a high school dance, leaving the front of the man's pants shiny and iridescent. A man observing his friend's sparklecrotch should immediately offer a high five.

Sparklecrotch? Nice! You've earned a high five!

by IHeartFrank March 27, 2011

sparklemofo

A crazy fun girl. The life of the party. Hair color changes often. Sometimes compared to the character of "Clementine" in Charlie Kaufman's film "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind". Loves to glitter and sparkle. Likes to makeout with hot boyz. Loves guys with beards.

They call her sparklemofo, a crazy name for a crazy girl.

by sparklemofo June 29, 2012

SparkleBot

A Discord Bot Coded By Gerb :)))

SparkleBot Is A Great Bot Coded By Gerb

by Gerblacta November 20, 2019

sparkleton

1. The planet that a spaz such as myself comes from.

2. All good things are made of sparkleton, somehow.

That is full of sparkleton!

by Schnapperdoodles July 7, 2009