spinology

the scientific study of spins and spinning.

hey mom, i think im going to major in spinology!

by Spuggle November 25, 2022

sandology

The study of sand, surf, beaches, waves, water, shells, flotsam, jetsam, dunes, the coast, and the seaside. A never-ending course in the University of Life.

"What are you doing today?"

"I'm studying sandology"

"You mean you're going to the beach?"

"Um, well, er, yes!"

by beachcomber October 14, 2012

spAmPOLOGY

A cascade of apologetic messages, sent with good intention, that end up looking quite spammy.

When a person adds a comment to another person's blog post and makes a mistake. As their only channel of communication is by writing comments, they then try and write another message to correct that mistake.

But, then, make a further mistake in the second comment. So, they write another one to apologise and so on.

The plethora of comments end up looking a bit spammy.

Also applies to social network 'walls'.

-Blog Comments-

--by: Jim--
time : 3 minutes ago:

Thanks for the article i am not a fan of your work.

--by: Jim--
time : 2 minutes ago:

Oops... meant to say i AM a fan of your work.

I'm not Sorry for the previous comment

--by: Jim--
time : 1 minutes ago:

oh dear .. meant to say I AM sally for the previous comment

--by: Jim--
time : 2 seconds ago

fair enough. delete me now. what a total load of spAmPOLOGIES

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by Anon345 November 9, 2009

Seantology

The religious system of worshiping a person named Sean Peters. Seantology followers will impersonate the life and personality of their lord Sean Peters. Followers will only talk after their lord and will imitate actions committed by their lord.

Chips why are you always trying to act like Sean. Are you a follower of Seantology?

by Rogerbanks101 November 30, 2021

Spanktologist

A person who has mastered the art and has dedicated his life to being a spank and to the practice of spanktology.

My friend Derek is master of the master of the hand and has risen to the level of a full blown spanktologist

by TimmyCee January 7, 2023

sandology

the study of previous questions and graduating with high GPA and the knowledge of a donkey

"How are you studying for the prosthodontic exam?"

"I am studying sands (short for sandology"

by Dentistweeb August 23, 2025