Spafing

The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina or anus.

Excuse me darling, can we try something a little different tonight? I was thinking that we should try some spafing to spice things up.

by kayno1 May 14, 2008

Staffing

Staffing is another word for jerk off, or masturbation. This term was created by JROTC cadets at a summer camp in 2009. Staffing can also be used as Staff or Staffed, or staff off. We hope this term will be really well known in the future.

Last night I was staffing to some hardcore porn.

by RegSquad November 7, 2011

beer staffing

A wonderful drinking game. To beer staff, simply drink a beer. Then, duct tape the empty can to the bottom of your next beer. Tape that empty beer to the bottom of the two cans. Keep doing this to form a staff made of beer cans. A BEER STAFF.

"Hey, Broseph. What're you doing tonight?"
"BEER STAFFING!!"

by Robbie Bourne December 13, 2006

spraffing

chatting bare shit, when under the influence of narcotics (i. e: MDMA) when one's mouth appears to be independent of one's body/brain.

"I was so mashed last night, I was spraffing away like fuck"

by kgx! October 9, 2006

spiffing

when something is fantabulous

of the upmost quality

by MrW June 5, 2005

Shaffing

Shagging with food.
Shagging=plain shagging
ShanKing=shagging with knives
ShaFFing=shagging with food
Jack Barakat does it.

Jack Barakat: I JUST WANT TO FUCK THIS BURRITO!
Alex Gaskarth: Get a room man, I don't want to watch you shaffing!

by karakarthia August 1, 2012

spuffing

'Spuffing', like 'spuff' is a term for a sexual practise involving a trout or other fresh-water fish. at the point of ejaculation the male of the species (pref human), gently places his "fat-end" into the wide open mouth of said trout. when the fish is full of seminal fluid the male of the species then proceeds to cover his partner with the seminal fluids mixed in with fishy innards with a "vinegar strokes" motion, like he was covering his chips with a particulary cheap brand of tomato ketchup.

"sadie was happy to see jim, it had been seven long months since her first spuffing, and she wanted more"

by pabloeldiablo October 15, 2007