spacktard

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

by Paul January 22, 2004

spactard

a cross between a retard and a spastic, usually said in a sarcastic manor

1.leave me alone you spactard!
2.

by Tanita April 22, 2006

spacebar

a very brief pause between words when speaking so people can understand you.
(credit to comedian Howie Mandel)

You talk too fast, man, use your f**king spacebar.

by Mickey E August 11, 2005

spacktard

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

spacktardaloid

1. A retarded spastic mongaloid.

2. Someone with a serious syndrome.

3. Matt Damon

Hah! That kid shit his pants, what a spacktardaloid!!

by RowlandRat November 10, 2009

Spacebar Rodeo

When lazy/stupid dumb-asses use space bars in an attempt to format text rather than trying to use the tab function properly in their program of choice.

Hey George, that file you sent me looks like someone was playing spacebar rodeo. Could you get them to fix their shit and send the file again?

by cheesebakesammy March 17, 2010

scenekid spacebar

someone who doesnt use their spacebar, or if their spacebar is broken. and they talk with no spaces between their words.

Scenekid: likeomgi'msototallyraaad
Person 1: dude..do you use a spacebar?
Scenekid: likenoway!i'msoscenewhenitalklikethis!
Person 1: scenekid spacebar..¬_¬

by Dinosawr December 15, 2007