"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
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Get the somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me mug.an evasive response to a question that should be known, letting the questioner know that he/she is out of the loop
"Where's the party tonight?"
"Shiiit, you don't know where the party at tonight? Better ask somebody!"
"Yo man where you off to?"
"Better ask somebody."
"If, you don't know, who I be
You betta ask somebooooody about me "
"Shiiit, you don't know where the party at tonight? Better ask somebody!"
"Yo man where you off to?"
"Better ask somebody."
"If, you don't know, who I be
You betta ask somebooooody about me "
by American Jew April 3, 2005
Get the better ask somebody mug.A word to describe a deep belief in your own dignity and worth. In your own somebody, your own self or somebodiness. To always feel like you count and matter and are worth it. A word to describe the constant feeling that your life is of ultimate significance.
(paraphrased from MLK Jr.'s speech from April 3rd 1968, called "American Hero")
(paraphrased from MLK Jr.'s speech from April 3rd 1968, called "American Hero")
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Get the somebodiness mug.What CATS from Zero Wing did to the ship in A.D. 2101, when war was beginning. Maybe it means "Somebody has set up a bomb on us?" No one will ever know for sure.
by WindWaker68 May 25, 2004
Get the somebody set up us the bomb mug.When a shit is exceptionally wide and hard, and it results in excruciating pain and a tearing sensation of the butt hole. This is usually followed by a soreness of the butt hole and in extreme cases can prevent a person from sitting down.
My wife was complaining about how painful child birth was, well, she doesn't know the least of it. Her kid was 8 pounds, I'v dropped 10 or 12 pound soreblers in my day, and that is out my ass. I couldn't sit down for a week and she's the one who is complaining.
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I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Chorus:
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
Chorus 2x
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So w
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Chorus:
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
Chorus 2x
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So w
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