songspeak

The process of forming sentences using song lyrics in the context of expressing common language. Pop-culture references from the 1980s and 1990s are typically used.

"All that she wants is another baby."
"Welcome to the machine. For those about to rock, we salute you."
"I want your sex"
"No-one wants to be defeated"
"My body's too bootylicious for you, babe."
"Songspeak ain't easy"

by Matt Larsen November 27, 2007

Secular Rhymes and Songs

a. Slave narrators reported mock-prayers, mock-sermons, and other parodies of the forms celebrated in church.

b. Aside from religion and its purposes, such secular parodies of sacred texts contained their own stinging elements of truth.

c. All materials of play that is sometimes fun and frivolous, sometimes instructive, sometimes frighteningly reflective of violence of American society.

We raise de wheat,
Dey gib us de corn:
We bake de bread,

by Kimberly Vaught July 8, 2004

swongs

Swongs: they are one thing.

Peter: Dude, wtf are swongs? People are talking about it everywhere but noone wants to explain to me what they actually are. wtf?
Josh: Swongs. They are one thing.

by Fiksdal October 23, 2007

Soonest

The earliest next opportunity. Grammatically superlative variation of the word soon.

(E.g. as a conclusion to an email) Charles will get back to you soonest.

by rakibo February 26, 2020

juno songs

That one guy who made the fortnite night funkin song with lyrics

“Hey man have you heard of Juno Songs?”
“No.”

by HEYallSCOTThere February 12, 2022

second hand songs

The muffled noise you hear when the guy next to you has his mp3 turned up to high.

I was stuck listening to second hand songs from 50 cent the entire frikin' plane ride!

by That White Kid February 18, 2009

Swongs

internet slang for "swings" (in variance or expectation)

commonly referred to as "The Swongs"

Mostly used in the internet gambling community, sometimes as a quick and witty response to someone's bad luck or low-side variance (in results).

If you play enough Poker you're going to experience the swongs.

by **champ** February 17, 2009