semitasking 

Semitasking is what we are actually doing when we think we are multitasking. A robot multitasks. We talk while we burn the pancakes.
Paying distracted attention to three things for fifteen minutes doesn't equal full attention for five minutes to each of three things.
Semitasking gives the illusion of versatility and a sense of accomplishment without the results of either.

Willfully semitasking on the drive to work, she had to retrieve her lipstick from her sinus cavity after running into the car stopped in front of her.

semitasking by 3ric October 22, 2008

A single, solitary snail 

Responsible for the death of 6 billion people; phrase is followed by a "Life is unfair, don't you think?"

Q: 17 years ago, a single, solitary snail caused the death of 6 billion people. Life is unfair, don't you think?

A single, solitary snail by 11O37 November 28, 2019

Solitaire 

The most played Windows PC card game ever made, since it comes with every fucking Windows computer.

Solitaire by yup June 23, 2003

SopitaDripp 

A Brand created by a Down South Florida youngin that sells modern clothing and an upcoming YouTube star

yo SopitaDripp hoodies are fire bro. Did you see the new ones ?

SopitaDripp by Yourmotherisfine May 17, 2020

Somina 

1. black woman of Haitian descent, well known for their beauty, intelligence, wisdom, creativity, and royal bloodline.
2. the metaphorical representation for a female unicorn

After many unsuccessful attempts in trying to woo somina, the man gave up because he realized that she too knew that he was not worthy.

Somina by phirechyld December 19, 2016

somit 

This word has roots in Sanskrit and means a great friend. A cool person who has hundreds of friends.

Oh man! thanks for being there, you are such a Somit.

somit by DragonKing May 30, 2010

Solitaire 

Quite possibly the greatest game created by man. Can be played alone, which is absolutely badass. It's also pretty much the only thing a person does in computer class. Also when you beat it, the cards fly around like, fucking crazy ass birds!

Dude so what are you doing ritght now?

Suckin dick and playing solitaire man.

Solitaire by AlexMykel February 2, 2010