western sydney lad

Found hanging around train stations at 7:30 (waaay past their bedtime) on a saturday/friday night, just waiting to go and 'bash dos try hard lads up'
They are usually found in the western suburbs of Sydney (penrith, blue mountains, rooty hill, blacktown, mt druitt ect) wearing striped shirts with their collars up, canturbury/adidas/nike ect track pants or footy shorts, white caps (also polo/sports brands), nike TNs or any other type of sport branded clothes.
They are seen hanging around on street corners or train stations in big circles acting all 'hard'. (they're really not)
Also hanging around with Lasses (female equivalent of a lad).

They usually talk about things being "eshays" (who knows what the actually means).

At day time they 'hang' around westfield malls and drive around in their shitty 4 seater cars (they're usually p-platers) with at least 8 people in it, honking their horn at any girl they see walking. (I know i tend to avoid them)

Usually filthy hair and shitty hair cuts with rats tails.

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Normal Kid "Yo, did you go to ____'s party the other night? I heard that some lad fucking taged his/her FLOOR!"
western sydney Lad "Oh man! I did that! aww, so fricken eshays brah. I gotta go to Penriff and walk around like i'm about to fuckin rape some girl that's in the change rooms at canturbury brah, even though i can't afford shit there"
Normal kid "=/ go fuck yourself."

by chuck eyyyy May 21, 2008

Sydney

Someone who actually cares about you. She is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet, even on bad days. She normally thinks poorly of herself, but is always a good time to talk to. She is perfect.

Sydney is such a great person

by How's it goin? December 9, 2016

Sidney the Neck Weasel

A small evil weasel known only to a small cult, the sidneyites, who both worship and fear him in equal measure. Born in Camden, Sidney quickly became king of the weasels until he was stepped on by a goth and killed. However, due to his amazingness, he became a god, and instructed the first sidneyite to skin him and place his hide in a clothes shop. However, due to his insatiable lust for blood and sexual intercourse, Sidney was relegated from god to unspeakable demon of the night and now haunts people in their wildest nightmares. He's Sidney the neck weasel. You wear him like a scarf. He wears your soul like a Justin Hawkins style Jumpsuit. But he doesn't believe in a thing called love. Just violence. Watch out.

"Oh shit, is that Sidney the Neck Weasel I see over there with David Mitchell, Stalking Max and Kim?"

"yeah look, he just ate their feet."

"Oh, shit. Now they're wearing him like a scarf..."

by MaximumDoubleR September 19, 2009

Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

Sidney

A girl who is to die for. She’s so pretty, and will make you laugh any time, any day. She makes you feel comfortable, safe, and just someone you can talk to. She’s not the whole world, but she’s your whole world. If you know a Sidney, keep her close. Don’t hurt her, because she does have a dark side, and if anyone messes with her friends or her, she’ll basically make you pay. Big time. Sidney has a perfect body, makes you just dream about undressing her… Her looks are blinding. She’s so nice, and funny, and sweet, and caring. She’ll do anything to make anyone she loves happy. She’ll always put people first, instead of herself. She’s insecure, and has a rough life. But she hides it, and acts happy, so no one will worry. She’s so much more than I could say in this paragraph. But I love Sidney. If you know one, truly keep her by your side. Maybe you don’t see her that way now, but trust me you will.

Jamie: Who’s that?

Jason: that’s my girlfriend, Sidney.

Jamie: Dude she’s so pretty I’m jealous

Jason: yeah be jealous, she’s mine.

Sidney: oh shut up Jason. Jamie your prettier. Let’s go to class now.

Jamie: Alright see that Jason? She thinks I’m prettier, I might just faint!

Jason: I fainted when I first saw her. I love you Sidney.

Sidney: I love you too Jason.

by rsicheng_ January 25, 2022

Sydney

Is irresistible yet moody. Talks a lot and has her own opinions which can't be altered easily. Anyone who comes into contact with her will be immediately begging her to be their best friend. She loves when people listen to her but can sometimes be shy in front of large crowds. She can be very persuasive and she uses this to her advantage. She wants to love somebody but when she finds that perfect person she is afraid to open her heart and say YOLO.

"Sydney, I love you"
"So do 3,000 other people"

by InLove123 December 6, 2013

sydney

a lovely female with beautiful hair, nice lips, perfect skin tone, lovely eyes, loved by many guys, but only the lucky ones can get with her because she only gets with the best. her laugh is infectious, and the room lights up when she smiles. she has messed up in her past, but she is able to recognize her mistakes and move past them. she is sexual when provoked. most would call her sexy, others call her beautiful. she is patient and caring. there's nothing not to love, except her temper maybe LOL.

sydney's is perfect.

by lovemehateme3574 June 9, 2011