sock puppet

An account made on an internet message board, by a person who already has an account, for the purpose of posting more-or-less anonymously.

by Ian Maxwell March 14, 2003

sock puppet

1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.

2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.

After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.

by captainherring April 8, 2005

Pink Sock Puppet

Shoving your arm through someones prolapsed anus and working them like a puppet

I Just preformed the greatest Pink Sock Puppet show on your mom. Your whole family loved it.

by DopeFiendNeedlePoker September 3, 2017

cockpuppet

one who rides the cock.

tony blair is george bush's cockpuppet.

by shoebomb November 12, 2003

Sock Puppet

When you get a massive erection from your doctor giving you a prostate exam

In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."

by #Bam! March 31, 2022

sloppy sock puppet

when you engage in protected sexual intercourse with a woman and when you ejaculate you turn the condom inside out and fist the shit out of her with the condom on your hand.

last night for my birthday

my girlfriend let me give her a sloppy sock puppet.

by dickweed69 October 11, 2014

The Sock Puppet

note: you have to be pretty strong to do this, or have a midget girlfriend.

hokay, what you do is get your girlfriend and/or slut and you start to fist her. once youre safely inside, you lift her up in the air with the hand inside her cooch, effectively making it look as though you have a puppet on that hand.

"dear god, i dont think ill ever have kids after the sock puppet john pulled on me last night!"

by the bassist May 14, 2008