solitary vice 

To engage in autoeroticism when alone.

I recall our headmaster addressing the class on the grave consequences of addiction to the solitary vice.

solitary vice by Joseph Sydney March 14, 2008

Cheating at Solitaire

1). The first solo album by the lead singer of Social Distortion, Mike Ness

2). Alt-Shift-2: Allows you to instantly win at the Microsoft Windows version of Solitaire, in which you are essentially cheating yourself.

John: What have you been doing all weekend?

Jack: Playing solitaire on my computer, but it got too hard so I used the cheat to win...

John: Cheating at solitaire, eh? Pretty pathetic, Jack.

Cheating at Solitaire by Carolinarocker March 10, 2010

solitary confinement 

1. When an occupant of a prison does something reckless or anything severe that is against prison regulations, he is put in solitary confinment. Solitary confinment puts prisoners in a small, dark cell with no windows or light for a period of time, without ANY contact to the outside world or any other part of the prison or prisoners.

1. Butch made another escape attempt yesterday and they put him in solitary confinment for 3 weeks.

solitary confinement by Chicken Butt October 6, 2003

Solitary bedcrumbing 

The act of sitting on the end of a bed in a budget hotel chain consuming a low cost self-made meal from a corner shop whilst away alone on business. Eaten in a partial state of undress, due to an aborted attempt of getting changed after work, the meal, usually consisting of a loaf of bread and some processed cheese prepared by hand with no utensils, can be washed down with a bottle screw-cap wine whilst watching television followed by a savoury dessert, usually a whole tube of Pringles. After waking depressed in the morning, surrounded by food wrappers, food crumbs need brushing from your bed/face/body.

IT Contractor: This is so depressing, I could be out looking for a dubious lady (see pea-wet ), and this bread is stale.

TV: In news today, a missing cat reappeared after 30 days…

IT Contractor: Man, I’ve hit a low, and there are crumbs everywhere.

Next day:

Colleague: Good evening last night?

IT Contractor: Yeah, went out for a few drinks and made some new friends

IT Contactor (to self): Oh man, I was solitary bedcrumbing but can’t even admit it to myself, let alone anyone else.

Solitary bedcrumbing by yourmaninthenorth September 4, 2009

Solitaire Camouflage 

Having a running game of solitaire to cover up what you're actually doing on the computer incase of emergencies. Generally used to cover porn.

Kyle: What's that?
Scott: *opens solitaire* Just solitaire
Kyle: That was Runescape, queer
Failed Solitaire Camouflage

Solitaire Camouflage by Hippie-Slayer October 17, 2009

A Solitaire Shuffle 

An act of masturbation on a plane under a blanket while watching a film.

First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.

'Hey Mikael, what are you doing under that blanket? Are you having 'A Solitaire Shuffle'?'

A Solitaire Shuffle by Ipcress March 7, 2016

Solitary Confinement 

You searched up solitary.
Did you mean "School"?
Or "School"?
Did I mention "School"?

AJ: Hey, can I meet you at Solitary Confinement?
Jackal: Sure, bro! Are they serving the dog shit- I mean "Mac & Cheese" again?

Solitary Confinement by TrumpIsATramp November 27, 2020