Skurb

-noun, plural Skurbies

-verb, to Skurb or Skurbin’ (vernacular)

-academia, Skurbenomics, the study of the Skurb’s behavior, habitat, interests, and other miscellaneous elements of Skurbery



Definition:

Non-essential corporate contributor. The Skurb occupies a negligible, dispensable position in a corporate office. These positions include, but are not limited to, Marketing Coordinator, Communications coordinator, Para-legal, Intern, Junior Analyst, etc. Skurbs are shifty characters, by nature and may be irrationally fearful or suspicious. When they are not making copies, arranging meetings, entering data, or acting as de facto stenographer at meetings, the Skurb shirks in his cubicle. (see: v., to shirk) Generally, Skurbs avoid eye contact. Skurbs are usually 1 – 3 years out of college. A Skurb works in a cubicle, often shared with other Skurbs of equal or lesser stature.

“Did you hear that Skurb from HR got canned?”

No honor among Skurbs.

I enter data, therefore I Skurb.

Skurb Life

by Ph. Crump March 17, 2008

snubbed

(v) To be blown off, short or ignored by a someone. Often someone new.

"I was taking to my buddy that I havn't seen in like years, and she totally snubbed me"

by James_Toronto October 8, 2005

snurbs

Snobby urbanites, especially those recent haughty urban dwellers who were raised in suburbs, small towns or rural areas. A snurb's childhood was usually somewhat idyllic or quaint. However, when returning to their hometown to visit or for the holidays, a snurb will frequently and sanctimoniously point out how "this particular situation or occurrence" never happens in "this big city," or that people in "this big city" never do "this." Thanks to its humbler origins, a snurb usually identifies itself as being too down to earth to be a hipster, making them even more annoying when they pontificate about the virtues of their adopted metropolis.

Snurbs: "Wow, we can't believe people still (insert) here."

Friends and Family: "Bitch, you only moved to San Francisco a year ago."

by firebaughmjc December 23, 2011

Snerbv

Berry flavored 5-hour energy drink

That snerbv has a fucking awful aftertaste, but it sure as hell keeps you up.

by altoid360 July 6, 2011

Yah! Boo! Snubs!

A catchphrase used once you’ve one-upped your enemies.

"Look!" shrilled Oliver. "Look at Bulgy! He's a mean Scarlet Deceiver!"
Bulgy had turned to leave. They could now see his other side. It had on it RAILWAY BUS.
"Stop!" yelled Staff and engines; but too late.
"Yah! Boo! Snubs!" jeered Bulgy.
He roared away. The unsuspecting passengers waved happily.

by phatinvite September 26, 2021

Snubway

To reject an invitation to have a Subway meal with friends or colleagues or to not include someone in an order for food at Subway.

Did Jon want a sub for lunch ?
No he snubwayed us.

Did you get my sub ?
Sorry I forgot to ask you.
I can't believe I was snubwayed.

by Richard Perks January 20, 2009

Snumbledore

Snape x Dumbledore. A relationship between an old, long-haired, purple-robe-clad closet-gay headmaster and his forever-alone ex-student who becomes a teacher.

Dumbledore: "What will you give me in exchange Severus...?"

Snape: "Anything..."

Snumbledore is my favourite Harry Potter pairing.

by misao129 October 29, 2012