Smuggling Plums

Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.

"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."

Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -

"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."

by Fredo Teabaggins January 27, 2006

Snuggie

The creepy looking Monk robe thing that 'fits all' which doesn't make sense because how does a fatass 45 year old man's robe fit that of a 4 year old girl?
You can wear them to keep warm, yet the entire back is open?

"I bought that snuggie 'cos the tv told me to and now I look like a creepy priest and my back is cold as hell."

by Danielle Danielle January 9, 2009

snoggling

The act of snogging and snuggling at the same time. Sometimes use in lonely hearts ads.

Pot-bellied pig seeks Miss Piggy for truffle snuffling and snoggling. no bores(boars).

by D. Watson November 6, 2007

Nut Snuggie

Also known as a reverse Wedgie or Grundie. When you get your underwear pulled up in the front so hard that it cuts off the circulation to your ball sack and hurts.

Or if your a woman it splits your Camel Toe in half.

After Jesse's next beer he is going to pass out. Then lets give him a "Nut Snuggie" when he's laying on his back. It'll split his balls in half and probably give him rug burn on his nut sack.

by SassyJax01 February 6, 2012

snuggle

To make oneself comfortable, usually by moving closer to another person or thing. To embrace closely, as to show affection or offer warmth.

Snuggling always helps me calm down and feel secure.

by Ingeborg S. Nordén August 25, 2004

Snuggie

a cultish KKK looking robe that one wears to spoting events. Claims to keep you warm when really, it makes you all-powerful and godlike.

with our snuggies, we can eat snacks, play games, and sacrifice virgins while staying snuggly-warm!

by ShelbyxTaylorrrr December 26, 2008

snuggle bear

1. A snuggle bear is someone who is so snuggly and cuddly that you'd never want to let them go!

-"Hey Snuggle Bear, wutchya doing?"
--"Just snuggin"
-"You're so cute!"
--"Snuggles"

by Father Figure 69 August 4, 2016