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Kentucky Snowstorm

When a man ejaculates into a ceiling fan, misting the girl lying below said fan.
My boyfriend ejaculated into the ceiling fan during sex last night and I was misted. I felt like I was in a Kentucky Snowstorm
by mciowa January 18, 2010
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snowstorm

1. a plethora of cocaine; a large amount used for coc parties

2. a cocaine party (usually snorted through the nostrils)
Oh my god, I went to the most amazing snowstorm last night!
by joesmith40 September 16, 2006
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Chicago Snowstorm

A Chicago Snowstorm is when you are doing a chick, and when you're about to blow, you stand behind a running fan and release it into the back, so your junk will blizzard on to her. Much like the snow storms in Chicago.
I gave that chick a Chicago Snowstorm last night, it was all over the place.
by Jack264 February 9, 2008
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Sacajawea Snowstorm

The act of filling up a ice tray and ejaculating into the tray. Then you freeze the cum cubes for peoples enjoyment.
Matt G was being annoying so i gave him a SacaJawea snowstorm, luckily he began to suck on the cum cubes after he finished his drink.
by Down boy February 22, 2009
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Snowtard

n. Snowtard, v. Snowtarded, adj. Snowtarded pejorative.

A snowtard is a driver who, when introduced to a snowy/icy environment will act entirely inappropriately.
There are many ways in which you can express your self as a snowtard, some are more dangerous than others.
The most common and harmless snowtard is one who simply avoids leaving his or her house at the sight of snow, he or she is most likely to become a problem when calling you and either flaking out on previous plans or asking you for help in the form of transportation.
Another type of snowtard is considerably more visible, this is the moron you'll see spinning his or her tires for the sole purpose of destroying them. This type rarely goes very far and will often abandon their vehicle in the middle of the most heavily used arterial road because of a flat tire which he or she probably can't even change.
The final type of snowtard that I will be explaining today is the maverick type; this moron has a fairly decent vehicle equipped with AWD, traction control, snow tires, etc. and has come to the conclusion that they are completely invincible to snow. You will notice this person getting as close as possible to your rear bumper honking and beaming their 10,000 watt xenon lights into your car like a fucking UFO, when they finally get over the superiority of showing you how slow they think you are they will pass you and proceeded to go twice the speed limit. You will later find their car upside-down in a nearby ditch as the maverick snowtard doesn't understand the new difficulty created by the snow.
"Jesus, look at the sparks coming off that guy's chains, he must be snowtarded"
by P. Fillmore December 23, 2008
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dirty snowstorm

The guy is working the girl from behind and cums in her asshole. She turns around and gets him to eat her out and while his face is downtown, she farts in it. And that's what you call a Dirty Snowstorm.
If you want to get back at a guy for being a punk, give him a dirty snowstorm.
by knarfrefinnej May 15, 2006
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Snowstorm Shake

To complete a Snowstorm Shake one must
start by separating himself from the girl and
inexplicably pelvic thrust, gyrate, and twist the knee
in a disturbing manner until the girl least expects it.
Pounce on her, put on snow goggles, thrust, and just
before climax pour baby powder into ones hands and
make it snow at climax by throwing powder into the air
creating a falling snow effect while pulling out and skeeting
on the girl and laughing at her because she doesn't have goggles.
"Hey Octavious when was the last time you did the Snowstorm Shake on that fat broad Quaneisha?"
by Yonelle February 11, 2009
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