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Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

A question posed by Yossarian in Joseph Heller’s Catch-22 to find out why so many people were working so hard to kill him.

This seemingly rhetorical question is what one asks when one feels that everyone else is asking stupid questions and one wants to join in and/or point out how obviously stupid their questions are. Or, merely, because one wants to find out why so many people are working so hard to kill oneself.
Yossarian was a collector of good questions and had used them to disrupt the educational sessions Clevinger had once conducted two nights a week in Captain Black's intelligence tent with the corporal in eyeglasses who everybody knew was probably a subversive. Captain Black knew he was a subversive because he wore eyeglasses and used words like panacea and utopia, and because he disapproved of Adolf Hitler, who had done such a great job of combating unAmerican activities in Germany.

Yossarian attended the education sessions because he wanted to find out why so many people were working so hard to kill him. A handful of other men were also interested, and the questions were many and good when Clevinger and the subversive corporal finished and made the mistake of asking if there were any.

“Who is Spain?”

“Why is Hitler?”

“When is right?”

“Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?”

“How was Trump at Munich?”

“Hi-ho beriberi!”

and “Balls!” all rang out in rapid succession, and then there was Yossarian with the question that had no answer:

“Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?”
by Jill Harris April 26, 2005
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Assange-Snowden effect

When someone carries out an accusation and is accused of the same fault.
Robert says someone in the other class stole Emma's phone and has been accused of being the thief. There's an Assange-Snowden effect going on here.
by Dr Drivel September 29, 2020
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Amanda Marketon-Snowden

Having qaulities that delight the senses, a qaulity that gives pleasure to the mind, associated with such properties as harmony of form and color, excellence of artistry and orinallity, a conspicuous example of beauty, grace and sexuality, a zenith or apex of beauteous delight.
While visiting the art museum i saw few paintings i would consider Amanda Marketon-Snowden.
by Trebor Retsnom December 10, 2012
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Snowden Day

When you show up at work and your computers don't work
I came in ready to kick ass only to find out the network was crashed. Guess it's a Snowden Day.
by SmellslikeNirvana June 11, 2013
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Snowden

1. When a man steals all your valuables after you've fallen asleep from lovemaking and disappears

2. When a father takes all of his belongings and walks out on his family and is never seen or heard from again
1. I invited a guy over last night and when I woke up, he and all my cash was gone. He pulled a Snowden on me!
2. Roberta and her family haven't been the same since her husband abandoned them. That asshole totally Snowdened it!
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by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018
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Snowden

A person who claims they will
complete their work at home, but never does.
by scenesfromItaly October 16, 2017
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snowden

when you purposefully leak a fluid (sexual or non sexual) on someone
She asked me to snowden on her face last night.
by sneakysnack May 3, 2018
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