sliced cheese

Infinitely better than sliced bread.

"People use the expression, “That’s the greatest invention since sliced bread!” all the time-but what about sliced cheese? Cheese is much harder to slice evenly than bread. To my way of thinking, the invention of sliced cheese is much more impressive than the invention of sliced bread. Plus, sliced cheese is wrapped in a convenient plastic covering while sliced bread is lazily jammed next to other pieces of bread. But I’m probably in the minority here…"

by hai guyz November 3, 2005

Spiced

Being high on the smoking blend spice.

Dude, im spiced.

That spice was great, im so spiced.

by sn0wman7 June 23, 2007

thin sliced ham

Tight vagina
synonyms: tight
antonyms: see roastbeefer

that chick was so tight she was almost the thin sliced ham

by rumproast September 19, 2004

e-sniped

Person who snipes (outbids) others on eBay with 3 seconds left or less by increments less than a dollar.

Person 1: Dude this auction is over in 6..5..4 seconds! This ducktape wallet is mine! 3..2..1..

*Refresh* (outbidded)

Person 2: Dude you got e-sniped!

Person 1: DAMNIT!

by Lance Irwin July 16, 2008

bar sniped

A bar sniper is a person at the bar who purposely targets one or multiple intoxicated individuals at the bar. The bar sniper buys them one of the worse shots hoping they will vomit and get kicked out of the bar.

Person A is the bar sniper and sitting at the end of the bar. Person A selects the most intoxicated person at the bar or the one who he thinks can't take one of the worse shots ever (such as a 3 or 4 horseman). The bartender gives Person B the shot and does not know Person A bought the shot for them. Since the shot is free, Person B ends up taking the shot causing him to vomit all over the floor. The bouncer's then kicks Person B out of the bar for vomiting. #BarSniped

"Last night, this random person at the bar bought me a random shot that I don't know what it was. It was free so I took the shot. I ended up vomiting on the floor and the bouncers kicked me out of the bar. I think he bar sniped me."

by T1NM@N September 15, 2018

spiced ring

That feeling that ur ass-sphincter gets when it needs to release the shyte, RIGHT NOW.

Often coupled with hot-flushes and sweaty palms if u hold it.

In the worst cases of spiced ring, the slightest unexpected or jerky movement (eg: accelerating hard in a car, being suprised etc), can cause the ass-sphincter to involuntarily relax, resulting in the purging of the smelly, eggy, poo that was festering in the bowel into the undies of the victim.

He suddenly was overcome with a hot-flush, closely followed by the dreaded spiced ring. He knew he had to get that ass of his onto the pot, otherwise a very smelly and embarrasing result would surely ensue!

by Champski October 6, 2006

sliced bread

The best thing since... oh wait.

I like sliced bread with jam. And butter of course, are you stupid?

by colonelsalt September 2, 2012