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A snerd is a snail nerd who is in the snuad, a snail squad. Not an insult, but a compliment.
#SnerdSnuad
Snerd by SnerdSnuad April 25, 2015
one who is unrepentably annoying,continuously.
Stop being such a snerd dude.
snerd by Paul Bygrave June 11, 2006
Eye booger. The "stuff" that gathers at the corners of your eyes.
I would have appreciated my friend telling me I had a snerd before I had my photo taken.
Snerd by Ashleysbyc January 19, 2009
A snarky science nerd,otherwise known as sassy or, surapticious nerd.
Janey is such a Snerd!! She can spout random science jumble out at you anytime! especially about photone interaction!SNERD!
- Perceive with the ear the sound made by a nerd.
- Be told or informed of something by a nerd.
"I snerd what you said."
"I snerd about that theory."
"Have you snerd what that nerd just said?"
snerd by gladsomeness June 24, 2017
(Strange new earned respect disorder):

1) verb: when people start 'respecting' you because you are politically or socially useful to their own self adulating power spiel, and then they play you like a fiddle when you no longer serve their purpose

2) noun: 'respect' gained in such a way or a person who snerds you
The term snerd, both the verb and the noun, was invented by greg gutfeld on gutted!
Snerd by Uncle Dimma May 22, 2021