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snailing the banister

When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.
She always takes her time when she's snailing the banister.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
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scarling

1. The smallest mark on your heart left by the healing of a severe injury.
2. He or she who is scarred densely almost emotionless.
3. A mentally challenged/physically handicapped sibling of a normal star.
4. A band from Los Angeles.
Have you heard Scarling's new cd? It's amazing.
by trend July 16, 2004
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Snarfing the pooper

The earnest tongue bathing of one's own brownie hopper.
"The cat stopped in the middle of what he was doing to snarf his pooper."

"There are very few careers for which 'snarfing the pooper' would be beneficial to your resume."
by SnarfPooper August 13, 2014
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sharding

Splitting a database into several pieces, usually to improve the speed and reliability of your application.

Sharding strictly speaking is a synonym for "horizontal partitioning" or dividing up a database table by its rows.

In common use, sharding refers to having some data for an app on one database server, and other data in another. Often this is done by having specific tables hosted on specific servers, with a function determining which server contains the information being requested.

Sharding is frequently discussed with regard to large web based applications, but is not limited to any particular industry.

As a practical example, a WordPress MultiSite installation hosting several hundred thousand blogs could have the tables for sites 1-100,000 running on one database server 100,001-200,000 on another or 200,001+ on a third. An alternative sharding implementation could be to have the 50 busiest blogs' tables split between the first two servers all remaining blog data on the third server. Likewise, data could be partitioned based upon the geographic location of the web servers delivering each blog.
When our site became so popular it kept overwhelming our database servers, we looked into sharding the database between five different data centers.
by Brian Layman June 20, 2011
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snackling

pretty much the most amazing word in the world. It even has a specific day now. meaning basically anything optimistic. can be adopted to describe more things, eg.snackly, snackle ect.
why maxi, you're looking oh so snacklicious this morning.

me."and how might you be on this fine snackly day?"
him."snackling is not a word"
me."fuckyou"



HAPPY SNACKLING DAY.
by marmite. December 17, 2008
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snarling dragon

This is actually an old english sport. it is when a man is getting head and right before he blows his load he crams the bitches head down on his cock and when she chokes on all the semen she blows it out her nostrils and makes a sound kind of like kenny g's saxophone
I say ol chap, that game of snarling dragon was splendiferous i had semen dripping for months!
by nut n butt June 27, 2004
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Sherdling

A. The wrong road that gets you to the right damn place.

B. Receiving unfortunate gastrointestinal distress from a shady restaurant.
"I really want to get out of Cleland Park, let's take sherdling road."
"Man I got sherdlinged by Del Taco."
by GG.allin August 27, 2017
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