smurkledorfed

To be unlawfully tricked

The guy told me the car was brand new and when I got there it was junk, I've been smurkledorfed.

by iskygirl27 April 5, 2015

Smusky

Someone who is very small and very muscular. This is very rare and very hilarious.
(Most common in male specimens)

Friend 1:" Have you met the new kid, tony?"

Friend 2: "No have you?"

Friend 1: "yeah he's smusky"

by Therealfrealshakenbake August 21, 2020

le smurk

smurk, otherwise known as smurk, smurku, le skánk, and loneyboi possiblé. Smurk is a nice person with a cool accent. Smurk curses A LOT but we find it amusing. Smurk doesnt know how to build a library but he can build a bakery. Smurk is an artist, practically better than Pablo Picasso. Smurk is also very funny and if you ever talk to a smurk you will end up laughing

ayeeeee its le smurk!...…fuck you too

by pepega__ December 20, 2020

Un-smurfy

Origin: The Smurfs - happy, joyful little blue creatures.

1. When the notion in question is the opposite of happy and joyful.

2. When something isn't quite right.

Example 1:

Person 1: <acting like a retard>
Person 2: Dude, you're acting so un-smurfy.

Example 2:

Person: Did you see that car wrapped around the telephone pole? How un-smurfy!

by Canadavey July 30, 2008

colin smurk

something colin moran does when he knows hes getting verbally owned by someone who he couldnt possibly beat up.

While jesse was verbally owning colin, instead of fighting back colin just did the colin smurk to signify that he has been owned so badly he cant do a thing about but laugh

by cole April 4, 2005

Smurfy's Law

If anything can turn blue, it will. (see also: Murphy's Law and Smurf )

A: I can't believe my computer got another BSOD!!

B: Hey man, that's just Smurfy's Law...

by akaSMG February 28, 2011

Smurfy's Law

Anything that can be smurfed, will be smurfed.

(Also if you're feeling ambivalent about something, use the word smurf.)

Steve: So I heard you just saw "Interstellar"! What did you think?
Dave: I thought Christopher Nolan totally smurfed it! His use of the black-hole singularity as a plot device was, well, smurf. It really smurfed me.

Steve: Ya, I feel ya, definitely a case of Smurfy's Law in action!

by Philleepe January 8, 2015