Escaping shotton

When your shit is so big that not even a double flush will get rid of this bad boy. The only way to get rid of this is to let it climb out over the side and off into the sunset.

Their was a guy who was proud to show off the size of his escaping shotton, even giving them names, after several attempts to get rid he had to let them go, Barry the turd lived in a box in his shed....

by frogmuncher December 10, 2010

smutton

To be smitten with mutton.

"Whoa, these chops are soooo good. I'm totally smuttoned."

by Roho October 10, 2007

scotton

Abnormally small genitles.

Using non stick cooking ware can give kids scotton.

by Merkel December 25, 2018

sotton*

it's the italian word for someone who loves so much a person (for example his/her/its crush )that he/she/it would do anything for him/her/it and as often as not is humiliated for this by other people.

sono così sotton*
translation: i'm so sotton*

by im a sottona April 23, 2018

smuttonchops

A word that Jack and Mike use on occasion to describe a girl that is easy.

That girl's name should be smuttonchops

by Jess December 1, 2003

Spottoncrotch

A person with limited mentality, looking up in the air with his hand on his chin. Sometimes gets in trouble with the law. Just a simple minded fool.

A man walking in Hoboken Terminal with his hand on his chin saying "PACK O' MARLBORO!" is a Spottoncrotch.

A spottoncrotch just pissed in the hand washing basin. He said he thought it was a urinal!

by ByblowMe6482 January 29, 2009

sottone

The italian word for stoner. Somebody that does drugs or look like have done drugs.

Quel tizio e' proprio un sottone.
That guy is a definitely a stoner.

by TekMoney April 3, 2008