This occurs when 3 or more men and 1 or fewer women are laying on the same bed in an upstairs apartment in Jamesburg, NJ. It is named this because of the large variety of man-meats to choose from
we all woke up hungry with a hangover, but soon our bellies were full from the Jamesburg Smorgasbord.
by Donkey Dong February 20, 2007
Noun & Verb; when receiving a blow job from one person and a rim job from another person at the same time.
I got a San Francisco Smorgasbord last night from these 2 cunts I picked up from the bar!
Any of you cunts hungry for a San Francisco Smorgasbord?
Any of you cunts hungry for a San Francisco Smorgasbord?
by Dr.DP December 12, 2013
A varied looking group of slutty girls that obviously put out...usually found strutting around downtown Bethesda MD.
by roguewolf October 14, 2012
a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.
When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.
by weave September 07, 2003
A sexual act involving digitally penetrating two women while servicing two others with your big toes. Also, they all have really hairy bushes.
by Ergodang! April 15, 2017
When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.
The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019
that chocolate starfish was a whole smorgasbord!
by bananafritter April 19, 2024