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Jamesburg Smorgasbord

This occurs when 3 or more men and 1 or fewer women are laying on the same bed in an upstairs apartment in Jamesburg, NJ. It is named this because of the large variety of man-meats to choose from
we all woke up hungry with a hangover, but soon our bellies were full from the Jamesburg Smorgasbord.
by Donkey Dong December 12, 2008
mugGet the Jamesburg Smorgasbordmug.

San Francisco Smorgasbord

Noun & Verb; when receiving a blow job from one person and a rim job from another person at the same time.
I got a San Francisco Smorgasbord last night from these 2 cunts I picked up from the bar!

Any of you cunts hungry for a San Francisco Smorgasbord?
by Dr.DP December 12, 2013
mugGet the San Francisco Smorgasbordmug.

Dirty Whore Smorgasbord

A varied looking group of slutty girls that obviously put out...usually found strutting around downtown Bethesda MD.
Billy can't stop ogling a large dirty whore smorgasbord walking down norfolk ave. towards the bars.
by roguewolf October 14, 2012
mugGet the Dirty Whore Smorgasbordmug.

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.
When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.
by weave September 7, 2003
mugGet the VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDEmug.

smorgasbord

That chocolate starfish was an absolute smorgasbord!
by bananafritter April 18, 2024
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smorgasbord

the goofiest possible way you can refer to a large amount of something or a variety of
Person A: Hey, look over there, they got a smorgasbord of food down at the buffet!
Person B: I swear to god A, you're just making shit up at this point, get out of my car
by adultdriverformerlybabydriver November 19, 2022
mugGet the smorgasbordmug.

Turkish Smorgasbord

A sexual act involving digitally penetrating two women while servicing two others with your big toes. Also, they all have really hairy bushes.
I spent all last night in a Turkish Smorgasbord, now I should rinse off my hands and feet.
by Ergodang! April 14, 2017
mugGet the Turkish Smorgasbordmug.

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