Verb
Feeling confused , bewildered, or deeply puzzled, esp in a situation where one is bounced back and forth between lies and truth. To experience feeling smolleted, the causing event must be of a nature that it is a threat to an individual’s sense of reality and self, a deeply felt existential threat.
There are few instances in which one can say “i am smolleted,” in the true spirit of the word. A situation that smollets must be one that bewilders individuals more intensely the more they analyze it. Smolletting is similar to an onion in both the layers it requires and the tears it evokes. Smolletting does not result in any discernible emotion, at least not one we have named in the english language, but rather from internal discord and distress of the spirit, mind, and heart.
Feeling confused , bewildered, or deeply puzzled, esp in a situation where one is bounced back and forth between lies and truth. To experience feeling smolleted, the causing event must be of a nature that it is a threat to an individual’s sense of reality and self, a deeply felt existential threat.
There are few instances in which one can say “i am smolleted,” in the true spirit of the word. A situation that smollets must be one that bewilders individuals more intensely the more they analyze it. Smolletting is similar to an onion in both the layers it requires and the tears it evokes. Smolletting does not result in any discernible emotion, at least not one we have named in the english language, but rather from internal discord and distress of the spirit, mind, and heart.
A 12 year old kansas man was recently apprehended trying to enter the country with 10 kilos of cocaine, 5 large eggs, and an entire beehive. Authorities are unsure how he managed to get through airport security but have assured us there will be a thorough investigation and internal review. Police Chief Jussie told reporters, “ We will not tolerate this psychological mischief. The public deserves closure and peace of mind, so do our brave men and women in blue. The motive here was clearly to smollet, and we have filed charges against the perp for premeditated smolletting, smolletting with the intent to cause widespread distress, and smolletting with a deadly weapon. Justice will be served, and peace restored.”
Jeff, “ Cheryl come check this out. A 12 year old Kansas man got passed security with an entire beehive and FIVE large eggs. Where do you even buy eggs in increments of five?”
Cheryl, “ i think in the Seychelles. What i want to know is how he trained those bees to keep quiet.”
Everyone else, “ since when are 12 year olds men, where are his parents, is the cocaine a nonissue for all y’all, why would the Seychelles sell eggs in increments of five, are there even beehives in that climate, and what was he planning on doing with those items.
Jeff, “ Cheryl come check this out. A 12 year old Kansas man got passed security with an entire beehive and FIVE large eggs. Where do you even buy eggs in increments of five?”
Cheryl, “ i think in the Seychelles. What i want to know is how he trained those bees to keep quiet.”
Everyone else, “ since when are 12 year olds men, where are his parents, is the cocaine a nonissue for all y’all, why would the Seychelles sell eggs in increments of five, are there even beehives in that climate, and what was he planning on doing with those items.
by Marty's Tshirt June 15, 2019
Someone who makes themselves the victim for attention. Named after former actor turned Smollet, Jussie Smollet.
Wow, did you see Jessica’s Instagram post about her breakup? I mean, she slept with half the school while she was dating Daniel. Such a Smollet.
by reversetwitter March 12, 2022
by The Real News Network March 06, 2019
by J. Buster January 14, 2006
The action of manufacturing by the means of taking ornate day to day objects, planning an attack of violence, or any self derived plans to incite violence through inanimate objects to gain television, news, and spotlight time to further a goal of division within America.
Also known as a Jussie-Bubba, Smollace, or Jussubba.
Also known as a Jussie-Bubba, Smollace, or Jussubba.
Our Smollet-Wallace neighbor found a bunch of rusted handcuffs in his basement that has not been used in centuries now stating white people attacked his family and had them chained there. He is going to the news to tell them about all this Jussubba.
Our Smollet-Wallace coworker found a piece of black licorice dropped on the floor by her desk at work that someone dropped there and now suing the company for a hate crime. She is going to give them a load of Jussie-Bubba.
I smell a real live case of the Smollace.
Our Smollet-Wallace coworker found a piece of black licorice dropped on the floor by her desk at work that someone dropped there and now suing the company for a hate crime. She is going to give them a load of Jussie-Bubba.
I smell a real live case of the Smollace.
by GraberTownsend June 25, 2020
A guy who gets a small weiner when he doesn't get his Subway sandwhich. Jussie Smollet was a convicted felon just like George Floyd was.
Jussie Smollet: Can I get mah Subway sandwitch judge?
Judge: Nope
Jussie Smollet: *Gets a small weiner*
Judge: Nope
Jussie Smollet: *Gets a small weiner*
by Skyrim550 April 14, 2022
DamSmollet
A stupid blatant out and out orchestrated lie. The kind of lie you tell to the Chicago PD.
My brother told his wife a "Dam Smollet" to go hang out with his buddies.
A stupid blatant out and out orchestrated lie. The kind of lie you tell to the Chicago PD.
My brother told his wife a "Dam Smollet" to go hang out with his buddies.
by MrMJaye2U February 25, 2019