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Smollet-Wallace

The action of manufacturing by the means of taking ornate day to day objects, planning an attack of violence, or any self derived plans to incite violence through inanimate objects to gain television, news, and spotlight time to further a goal of division within America.

Also known as a Jussie-Bubba, Smollace, or Jussubba.
Our Smollet-Wallace neighbor found a bunch of rusted handcuffs in his basement that has not been used in centuries now stating white people attacked his family and had them chained there. He is going to the news to tell them about all this Jussubba.

Our Smollet-Wallace coworker found a piece of black licorice dropped on the floor by her desk at work that someone dropped there and now suing the company for a hate crime. She is going to give them a load of Jussie-Bubba.

I smell a real live case of the Smollace.
by GraberTownsend June 24, 2020
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Jussie Smollet

A guy who gets a small weiner when he doesn't get his Subway sandwhich. Jussie Smollet was a convicted felon just like George Floyd was.
Jussie Smollet: Can I get mah Subway sandwitch judge?

Judge: Nope

Jussie Smollet: *Gets a small weiner*
by Skyrim550 April 13, 2022
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Dam Smollet

DamSmollet

A stupid blatant out and out orchestrated lie. The kind of lie you tell to the Chicago PD.

My brother told his wife a "Dam Smollet" to go hang out with his buddies.
I told my boss a Dam Smollet to get out of work.
by MrMJaye2U February 25, 2019
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Smollett

Hiring people to kick your ass so you can make yourself into a fake victim, hoping to become impossible to fire from your job.
You better make sure you cover all your bases if you pull a Smollett, otherwise you'll get found out.
by Blixkrogg February 16, 2019
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Smollett

... disambiguation... (see Drama )

To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.

"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."

Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.
You can't be Smolletting yourself in a climate like this.

I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.

She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.
by realsomejuan February 21, 2019
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Smollett

Reporting of a false assault, racial or homophobic hate crime.

Ref: JussieSmollet
“That attack was all a hoax. For ratings! Man, dude pulled an ace Smollett.”
by Ally Ally February 22, 2019
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Smollett

A person who lies a lot AND OR A long-term liar
He has lied so long, & so much, about so much stuff; that person is like no-one else since 'Smollett'
'such a hairy Lemon is Smollett'
by ozelement February 21, 2019
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