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local smokies

The town or county police department.
Chris: "Oh shit, we're getting pulled over. I was doing 160 in a 35! My mom's gonna kill me!"
Dean: "Just run for it, jackass. They'll never catch us in this 911. It's just the local smokies, not the damned national guard or anything."
Chris: "No!!! I could never do such a terrible thing! I'll just shoot them...no, better idea...throw this grenade at their car."
by Nick D March 7, 2005
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smokeless tobacco

1. Dip- Hands down one of God's greatest gifts to man. Shredded tobacco that comes in snuff(sand-like), fine cut(short strands), and long cut(longer cuts of tobacco). It is sold in a can and is put between your lip and gums. New users will experience a "buzz" from the nicotine, but experienced dippers(myself included) build a tolerance to the nicotine and it just makes you feel like a million bucks. Popular brands are: Copenhagen(the manliest but expensive), Skoal(expensive and for pussies), and Grizzly(cheap but satisfying). Dip also comes in a variety of flavors such as natural, straight, wintergreen, mint, whiskey flavors, and fruity flavors(mainly Skoal which is for new dippers).

2. Chew- Leaf tobacco that you chew on unlike dip. It does not give you a buzz but the taste is much milder than dip. It comes in a pouch and is place in your cheek. Popular brands are Red Man(the classic chew), Taylor's Pride(expensive but worth it), and Levi Garret(also another classic chew). Chew is not flavored like dip is. The taste is very sweet and has a hint of raisin taste to it in my opinion.
1. Joe- Man I'm fresh outta my Grizzly Natural Long Cut. Can you spot me a pinch of your Copenhagen Straight?
Trent- Sure man anything for my boy.

2. Hilton- This Red Man smokeless tobacco is makin' me spit like a water hose I reckon.
Joey- Shut up Hilton, you're a vagina. (Not because chew is for vaginas)
by no-longer-a-yankee January 10, 2011
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smokinese

A luscious office-mate beauty of Pan Asian descent. Many office environments are littered with the nasty pan-asian skankinese variant. A true Smokinese is of noticeably better quality and refinement.
Examples are self evident. Search them out. Smokinese...
by The_Duke November 11, 2008
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suckiness

1. (noun) derived from the word suck that means not good or simply put... bad.

2. (noun) emphasizes something that is really really sucky/lame/crappy/terrible/yucky without the sexual innuendos that comes with the word suck.
1. Popular "cool" people suck a lot ...like their level of suckiness reaches new boundaries when they act like they're special and everyone else is a lesser person.

2. So yeah, suck on that suckiness of yours, you motherf*cking sucker.
by Tesaffrey April 24, 2014
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little cheddar smokies

little tiny hot dogs with cheese in them. put them in the microwave and the weiner gets hot and the cheese melts.but if you leave them in to long the hot dogs start SKEETING cheese!?!?!?!


TASTES SO GOD DAMN FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the little cheddar smokies is ass turkey.(look up ass turkey and look at the second definition)
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suckiness

Stems from the word suck, or to suck. An adjactive meaning something is really crappy or sucky. Something that is completely featureless and super lame.
The suckiness of jBuilder is beyond compare.
by xBrady May 11, 2006
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Smokies

The condition after having already consumed marijuana, one feels the urge to smoke more.
Chad had the smokies halfway through the movie, so we left and hotboxed the janitor's closet before anyone noticed.
by heug May 17, 2011
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