smogasm

Physiological response to tobacco after an extended period of deprivation.

"After the six hour flight, I experienced a spontaneous smogasm upon reaching the sidewalk".

by StangFtl January 30, 2010

Smorgusblorg

When a man replaces the marshmallow in a smore with roofies and a cum shot and feeds it to a girl takes her back to a cabin in a woods and puts a chess piece in a condom and puts it up her ass while fucking her in the pussy and choking her as she calls you "Daddy!".

Do you see that girl over there, I'm going to give her a smorgusblorg, its gonna be good.

by niggerfagatron6422 June 8, 2018

Smotus

an disturbing person who has no situational awareness, and completely lacks the ability to walk as a normal person.
furthermore the person only targets the ugly women because they can't get with any good looking women

Smotus being defined as someone who can't act as a normal person

by dinfar321 October 9, 2023

SMOUS

A 'Smous' is someone that can buy and sell anything to anyone at a profit.

A 'Smous' is also the authors of www.smous.co.za/blog , they are funny, awsome and generally the life of the party.

'Smous' is the best Afrikaans Blog in the world !

The 'Wilde Smous' and 'Mal Smous' took over the party again!

Geez, the 'Wilde Smous' drinks like a pro!

One day when I grow up, I wanna be as cool as the 'Smous'.

by Wilde Smous August 12, 2011

Smocusing

the buildup of mucus caused by smoking

the act of procuring mucus by smoking heavily

"My cold is smocusing really bad"
"My smocusing makes me want to quit nicotine bro"
"Smocusing my cold away *sniffle* *snort* *wheeze*"

by ArtimusLeton November 4, 2012

Smokussy

Is a bunch of cats making a meetup and smoking together.

Jess: Damn did my cat join the smokussy community? He sounds awful.

Ash: What's that?

Jess: Well when a bunch of cats smoke together.
Ash: Oh then Princess has been in the smokussy community for a while now.
Jess: Ash, Princess is a boy.

by Wae kura chi molla January 24, 2022

smoushi

In The Simpsons a drink commonly consumed by Bart Simpson;also when referred as a smoushi by females, it means you are sweet or as the British would say a "pussy" (pussycat).

Ohhhh you are such a smoushi.

by Ben Saltiel December 26, 2008