smoky treat

Used to describe a cigarette.

Hey dear, go buy me a pack of smoky treats.

by Bomni February 8, 2005

Smofy

A Declaration, Claiming Territory or Items through the simple act of saying "Smofy". A way to assert dominance over others..

"Smofy." he proclaimed, asserting his dominance over the others around him.

by Vrn722 September 20, 2020

smoky poos

When you smoke a cigarette or some reefer and you're suddenly overwhelmed by the need to take a shit. This can be brought on by all types of smoke and has such remarkable timing that one may say it strikes with vengeance for smoking.

Damn dude I'll be right back, the smoky poos got me.

by p-funk February 1, 2006

smoky blowjob

When a woman is giving a man a blowjob, she lights a cigarette, takes a deep inhale off of it, shoves the mans cock deep into her mouth and exhales smoke all over his cock.

Baby, light a cigarette and give me a smoky blowjob.

My wife gives the best smoky blowjobs.

by B.S.S. January 10, 2007

Smoky mountain high school

The most boring school in all of Western North Carolina. Filled with drama and sluts and rednecks. Wanna be different? Be scene or a band kid.

Mother: Honey would you like to go to Smoky Mountain high school?
Daughter: Do you want me to get pregnant?

by TasteOfSyn June 1, 2011

Smoky Texan

When a female performs oral sex on a male, then just as he is about to come, pulls out a lighter and lights a fart he has been holding in. This culminates in a combo orgasm/fart fireball. This is the infamous Smoky Texan.

"Have your zippo and some tissues on standby love, I really feel like a Smoky Texan tonight.

by JLei May 14, 2013

smoyt

A girl who loves to just leech off of everyone and act as a slampig in the process.

Wow, that girls a fucking smoyt. She hasn't paid anyone to drink yet, and she just received an uncle sam. Im about to give her a hot ninja tonight.

by Jon Wilkes Booth August 11, 2008