Smitch

A Smelly Bitch.
A female who smells funny.

That girl you slept with last night was a SMITCH!

by Anononon March 21, 2007

Smitch

smitchsex

3ft venezualan.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

smitch

a smelly itch

I just scratched a smitch and now I have poo under my fingernail.

by mymobile October 7, 2008

Smitch

I read in the NY Times thr following: In Brazil Smith & Wesson firearms are very highly regarded. Brazilians have some difficulty in pronouncing "Smith," it comes out "Smitch" It has evolved that Brazilians refer to other lovable mechanical items as being "Smitch."

I got a new Colnago bike, it is smitch.

by slack November 3, 2003

Smitch

The name of a butt pimple

I will never sit on my smitch

by Micaila March 15, 2018

Smitch

A person that has the balls to eat a marshmallow that is on fire.

Dan is a smitch, he just ate a flaming mallow.

by KansasBoy September 19, 2020

mumpty smitch

a stupid bitch with mumps

what a mumpty smitch

by mumpty smitch January 10, 2025