smig

a mash of smelly and pig; smelly pig; can also be used as a general term.

1) eww you're such a smig
2) hey smig come here
3) omg stop being a smig

by hunterofhayes November 26, 2014

smigs

a teenager that has a cock like a fishing hook, often caused by an overweight childhood

whoah!! you are hung like a smigs!

by nathan cooper November 29, 2004

smig willy

A smig willy is someone who makes up for the length of their micropenis by being the biggest dick they can possibly be.

Did you hear that Bradley's mother e-mailed the tennis coach after he didn't make the team, and then he made it? He is such a smig willy.

by LilMemesDictionary June 19, 2016

Schmig(smig)

A small big dick.

Told that boy to hold this schmig(smig).

by natakun September 25, 2022

smig break

Smig break- A break to smoke your smig

Time to smoke a ciggy.

Aka the best time of the day

Time for smig break dude i havent had one in 3 hours.

Ok ralphie.

by Aotcoey Rnnhhnr April 7, 2010

Smig

A loud tappy boi

Is your friend a Smig?

by Kaden the Smig August 1, 2018

Smig

To smig; to bust a giant nut

Sorry I smigged so quickly,it's my first time.

by thesmiggman May 22, 2024