smig

a mash of smelly and pig; smelly pig; can also be used as a general term.

1) eww you're such a smig
2) hey smig come here
3) omg stop being a smig

by hunterofhayes November 26, 2014

smigs

a teenager that has a cock like a fishing hook, often caused by an overweight childhood

whoah!! you are hung like a smigs!

by nathan cooper November 29, 2004

smig willy

A smig willy is someone who makes up for the length of their micropenis by being the biggest dick they can possibly be.

Did you hear that Bradley's mother e-mailed the tennis coach after he didn't make the team, and then he made it? He is such a smig willy.

by LilMemesDictionary June 19, 2016

Schmig(smig)

A small big dick.

Told that boy to hold this schmig(smig).

by natakun September 25, 2022

smig break

Smig break- A break to smoke your smig

Time to smoke a ciggy.

Aka the best time of the day

Time for smig break dude i havent had one in 3 hours.

Ok ralphie.

by Aotcoey Rnnhhnr April 7, 2010

Smig Mit

The opposite of getting jiggy with it, often said in a tone that sounds like puking.

“She wouldn’t come out with us tonight that is so smig mit.”

“Josh, is gonna puke so much when he wakes up, he got so smiggy tonight but jaden is still getting jiggyyy it’s 5am he won’t stop!”

by clamchowwder February 20, 2021

smigs

When ur friend says sum stupid and you say smigs

*this boy making me quake*
*smigs*

by browhyucaresomuch December 22, 2018