g-smid

a skid mark (shit stain) on a g-string or thong.

man that chick had some major g-smid.
i'm never calling her again.

by Auntie Smith January 30, 2008

Smidor

The first gay Christian. Evidence of Smidor was found inscribed upon wooden plates in the sewers of Chicago, where it said (after being translated): "And lo, God looked upon Smidor, and said 'It's cool.' And lo, Smidor was allowed to be gay. Thanks God."

It's also pronounced with an invisible b, like "Smibdor."

I just read a really interesting article about Smidor. Did you know he used his enchanted revolver to shoot Nephilim after they rebelled against God, and that's why Nephilim don't exist today?

by Zak Saturday August 5, 2021

Smidt

Another version of the German last name "Schmidt", only those who have the name "Smidt" almost always have to spell it out.

Also, the "D" is silent, but never fails to confuse people.

Person A: "Name?"
Me: "Smidt."
Person A: "Schmidt. ...Nope, can't find your reservation."
Me: "...That's Smidt, S M I D T."
Person A: "...S M I D T? ...Oh, here it is."

...or...

"Your last name is Smiddit?"
"...No."

by doomisdelicious April 11, 2009

Smidiot

"a person that thinks they are smart, but is really just an idiot"

Look at that smidiot , he just let the love of his life drive away

by hunteroffools October 8, 2009

Smidgum

An unwanted substance on one's shoe

after a rousing round of munging i discovered a smidgum on my shoe

by Smidgum March 18, 2011

smidgen

Cookery term for a small amount.

add a smidgen of salt

by sally from home and away April 18, 2003

smiddler

Someone who contaminates the Easter eggs of children with small pieces of fecal matter i.e. dingleberries.

Uncle Tony has really become quite the smiddler since he ruined the annual Easter egg hunt at church last year.

by troutenstein May 24, 2011