teller smeller

To expel gas into the carrier at a bank's drive-through teller station, sending the noxious odor into the bank with your transaction.

Send a teller smeller with that deposit you're making!!

by Daddysxj September 29, 2010

Smellex

1. A creature that smells foul.
2. A creature of low intelligence
3. A creature of uniquely moronic behaviour
4. A creature comparable to a hippie
5. A creature usually overweight

'I think i saw a Smellex last night. it stank and fell over alot'

'THEE Smellex"

by conebaganselmo April 21, 2008

smelled like a bucket of assholes

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule

Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!

by jwagz75 April 27, 2011

Smellmet

A specialized containment device that allows the wearer to enjoy the aroma for long period of time. Something like a fishbowl inverted with a chinstrap.

I took a shit in a bucket and strapped it on her head, waalah......Smellmet.

by B1gPerm December 7, 2010

smelliese

smelliese:noun; a male of substandard intelligence that often masturbates oneself under the table during social gatherings and generally produces a rather distinct and officious odor harkening to tht of skunk or a dirty(infected) murmur; a word for something more sickening and vile than a justeen

"why is that dude jerkin it under the lunch table?"

"thats disgusting what a smelliese"

by big justeen November 17, 2011

smellevator

The prank associated with purposefully passing gas in an elevator before closing the doors. The flatulence is trapped in the box and sent to other destinations.

Some jerk left me a smellevator and I had to take the stairs.

by Swampwaffle January 2, 2014

sock smeller

A person that dominates any conversation with an attitude of pretension, arrogance, and passive-aggressiveness. They love to one-up others and often redirect the focus of any discussion back to them. At the end of a long day, they remove their socks and bury their faces into them to inhale.

"I went to a happy hour tonight and I couldn't get a word in! There was some massive sock smelling going on for sure."

"That guy thinks quite highly of himself, he didn't even acknowledge my greeting! I bet he's quite the sock smeller!"

by Turkeydawg May 16, 2016