Swampwaffle's definitions

smellevator

The prank associated with purposefully passing gas in an elevator before closing the doors. The flatulence is trapped in the box and sent to other destinations.

Some jerk left me a smellevator and I had to take the stairs.

by Swampwaffle January 2, 2014

Buzz Aldrin

A cocktail named for the second man to walk on the moon. It is made simply by saturating vodka with Tang, mixing well, adding ice, then pouring into a cordial glass with a strainer. The recipe first appeared in the book "Alcoholics Unanimous- United We Stagger" (multiple contributing authors) in 1996. The concoction is known for its sweet taste and high potency.

"Last night we wanted to get wasted so we hammered a shaker of Buzz Aldrins"

by Swampwaffle January 2, 2014

sell-ebrity

A person of internet fame made visible from promotion of their goods or services from a website, with no practical or scientific rationale for their product or popularity.

The website can provide a cure for your Ebola, just give a credit-card number. It is endorsed by a sell-ebrity that owns the formula.

by Swampwaffle February 24, 2017