smeggy penis

when your penis starts making cheese

Lee: "Dan Dan! I also have a smeggy penis"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"

by stuart the supa cool September 7, 2018

smeggy

something cool...ig...ORA ORA ORA !

laila kizzy cuh is so smeggy!

by ab_ June 9, 2025

smuggy smeggy

a smelly mug covered in smeg

my friend smelled awful, just as if he was a smuggy smeggy

by Elon's Mustard April 15, 2023

Smeggy

Penis with dried cum on it

Oh look grandads penis is smeggy, grandma will clean it don't worry

by Excited Man1 May 10, 2024

Smeggy Children

Suffering from smegma, smeggy children is where the minor lumps begin to look like baby heads. To make it seem like children, the pubes get stuck in the smegma.

Bout to shag some lass last night but she got scared after seeing my smeggy children

by AlbanianSugarDaddy May 7, 2018

Smeggie Smackdown

When you are your slimes (Friends) Get there cocks out and start having a snowball fight but with the left over smegma you have collected over the years

Oh brother want to join the Smeggie Smackdown

by NaterHiggers323 October 3, 2020

Smeggy

something cool and goated like jojos bizarre adventure

"yo bro did you see the new part of jojo?"
"yeah abu its so smeggy, it gave me a raging boner, especially when i saw dio brando it ripped through my pants"

by lailakizzycuh June 9, 2025