smeat

(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.

He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.

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sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.

Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day.
Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?
Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.

by connor808 February 03, 2009

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omg! i smeatted in my shoes

by teresa cabrera September 26, 2008

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A very high oriented meat that comes from a sheeps ass

by Jim trawler April 29, 2007

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smeat smut

Figuratively, shitfucked up your ass by society and its derivatives.

smeat smut, fuck life.

by 186 January 03, 2010

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"Yeah mate, could I please have a large smeat smut combo with a short black?"

by 186 October 23, 2009

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a combination of neat and sweet
especially when your at padonia, everythings smeat

by thesmeatlife May 28, 2007

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