smeat

(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.

He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.

by I AM McGehee, Dammit! August 2, 2007

smeat

sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.

Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day.
Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?
Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.

by connor808 February 4, 2009

smeat

sweaty feet

omg! i smeatted in my shoes

by teresa cabrera January 13, 2009

smeat

A very high oriented meat that comes from a sheeps ass

Smeats ass is the sexy!!!

by Jim trawler May 10, 2007

smeat smut

Figuratively, shitfucked up your ass by society and its derivatives.

smeat smut, fuck life.

by 186 January 3, 2010

smeat smut

The true name for a Bacon and Egg McMuffin.

"Yeah mate, could I please have a large smeat smut combo with a short black?"

by 186 October 23, 2009

smeat

a combination of neat and sweet
especially when your at padonia, everythings smeat

"Wow dude that flip was friggin SMEAT!"

by thesmeatlife June 30, 2007