Sharlize

The smartest person in the world

Everyone - Sharlize is just so smart

by Brooklyn the zodiac October 7, 2021

Punch Smartie

A modern-day version of Punch Buggie - if you see a Smart car you say "Punch Smartie!" while punching a friend, usually on the shoulder, and call out the car's color. It is customary that you say "No Punch Backs" or your friend gets a free hit.

PDiddy: "Punch Smartie Red!" as he hits LN on the shoulder.
LN: Punching PDiddy says "You didn't say no punch backs!"

by PToTheDiddy March 20, 2009

smartie party

a smartie party is where loads of boys and girls get together and the girls stuff smarites in there pussy and spin a bottle in the group of guys whoever the bottle lands on has to eat her out

boy:let's have a smartie party!
girl: alright!
girl: *stuffs smarties* ok spin the bottle
boy: yes my turn!
*Guy Eats Girl Out Sucking Out the Smarties*
---contines till no smarties remain---
p.s BRING LOTS OF SMARTIES!!!!!

by Daniel Linton July 31, 2006

Smartie

A teacher who uses SMART Data to inform their teaching practice. Specifically teachers of CHS.

Smarties are expert educators that know their students well and lead learning.

by Edessasmum January 26, 2017

Smarties

Small candy wafers that have a sweet, almost fruity taste. They come in many different pastel colors, and are sold in cellophane-wrapped stacks. Manufactured by CE DE Candy company, and available in the US and Canada.

Contrary to popular belief, eating Smarties does not make you smart.

by Stephanie M. December 29, 2003

smartie-hater

a person who discriminates, prejudges, dislikes, makes fun of a person who takes their studies seriously and/or is naturally more talented and academically capable and for no other reason

She wanted to know my gpa and after i told her that I had a whopping 4.33, I found out she called me a bitch for bragging about my grades. What a smartie-hater!

by Xie September 9, 2005

smarties

A party game that combines the candy of the same name with public humiliation.

In a game of smarties, there are two players, the bottom and the top, chosen by the host of the party. The bottom lays on the floor and the top throws smarties onto the bottom. Smarties that miss or bounce off the bottom are placed by the host wherever he or she desires. The top then eats the smarties off the bottom. The game ends when all the smarties have been eaten.

John: Hey, Jane, let's play smarties!
Jane: fml

by Princess Zeffie March 22, 2010