smartest guy on the football team

Kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team

by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 22, 2019

smarterester

tha bigest of brainn an gud spelin an grammer

i so smarterester, i bigest of brainn!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 15, 2020

Smartest tool in the shed

combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed

Well he's not the smartest tool in the shed

by WAKESTAR June 2, 2018

smartererer

The smartest you can get!

I'm smartererer than you will ever be.

by Ashhllhhay May 10, 2009

skatester

A mix of a skater and hipster. Someone who would ride a board over a fixie, wear jon lennon glasses over buddy holly glasses, and probably own a pair of Dylan Ryder's signature shoes.

"Have you seen that modern, anti mainstream skater with the oxford sneakers and skinny jeans?"
"You mean Dylan Reider? Chyea, what a skatester."

by rex98 April 28, 2014

smarterer

The conjugation of smarter for the uneducated or drunk.

Gaby: *slurs* I am so much smarterer then you!

Emma: "smarterer" enough to get drunk!

by Emma W. January 23, 2006

smartestery

Inherently smart
Putting your smartness into what you do

The doctor embraced his smartestery while performing the complex operation.

by BZ Majii May 17, 2021