smap

A cross between a slap and a smack.

Opium: he smapped me on the head

by OpiumCookie June 17, 2008

smap

the sound made by ones testicles after horribly devastated by a handrail after a failed skateboarding attempt

friend one: "dude did you see that kid!? he totally just wrecked his nuts!"

friend two: "i know it was like SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP... SMAP!

by Dr. Doris and friend July 31, 2008

smap

to slap or smack very hard

BAM, you just got smapped in the face!

by Kat<3! March 11, 2009

smap

It's the new "snap" - (see "snap" - An expression which expresses expression.)

Oh smap! Are they performing "Rhythm Is A Dancer"?

by Howard August 23, 2004

the smaps

She-male anal poop sex

quaids got the smaps

by asdf December 5, 2003

Rage Smap

The Act Of Having or Wanting Agressive Sex.

Ex.1 Bob, I Would Smap The Girl So Hard.

Ex.2 Damn Betty That Wasn't Sex That Was Freaking Rage Smap!

by Blingee Queen March 1, 2011

SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)

Senior Management Action Plan is a path for lateral hires to be inducted in senior positions in a company. This includes exposure to all verticals within stipulated time frame:
a) Customer Care -15 days
b) Finance -5 days
c) Human Resource -10 days
d) Sales and Marketing -20 days
e) Product Development -30 days
f) Business Strategy -30 days
g) Board Meetings -5 days
h) Programming -15 days
i) Customer Satisfaction Survey -10 days
j) Creativity -30 days
The intern is business ready within seven months.
After this the lateral hire is associated with a small team to develop, launch and market a small product all by himself or herself.

In Kalkie Integrated Solutions -the female leaders were inducted by short-term SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)-thanks to Alphabet Inc

by Vishnu Ganrau Kartik October 20, 2016