smap

A cross between a slap and a smack.

Opium: he smapped me on the head

by OpiumCookie June 17, 2008

smap

the sound made by ones testicles after horribly devastated by a handrail after a failed skateboarding attempt

friend one: "dude did you see that kid!? he totally just wrecked his nuts!"

friend two: "i know it was like SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP... SMAP!

by Dr. Doris and friend July 11, 2008

smap

to slap or smack very hard

BAM, you just got smapped in the face!

by Kat<3! March 11, 2009

smap

It's the new "snap" - (see "snap" - An expression which expresses expression.)

Oh smap! Are they performing "Rhythm Is A Dancer"?

by Howard August 23, 2004

the smaps

She-male anal poop sex

quaids got the smaps

by asdf December 06, 2003

Rage Smap

The Act Of Having or Wanting Agressive Sex.

Ex.1 Bob, I Would Smap The Girl So Hard.

Ex.2 Damn Betty That Wasn't Sex That Was Freaking Rage Smap!

by Blingee Queen February 13, 2011

Smap

The word associated with typos in an attempt to spell spam. The users of this phrase should normally have a cup of coffee at their disposal. Started as a typo but eventually made its way to cult-status. A term mostly identified to be used when referring to spam, memes, pictures, and anything else off-topic.

Smap
Smap
Hey Joe, there's alot of smap in the chat.

by ZanderPanda88 November 14, 2020