Tiny little thing that your brother has or your b/f
You: Geez, you wanna put that thing in me?
Your b/f: Why not?
You: Fuck, that couldn't make a rat orgasm
by vicki May 27, 2003
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The neighbour who bought the apartment above you to a MUCH cheaper price than yours. The work-buddy who bought your looser stocks at the right price and sold when they where all-time-high. The guy who have more than two women around him during a party despite his total abscense of humour and the boring fact that he was born rich and handsome.
I bought this Porsche Speedster -59 for $300.
by Peppe E May 22, 2003
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A penis of 4 inches or less. And by this, a 4.5 inch penis is still tiny. It provokes a girl to laugh right in your face and never call you again. Even though you may be a teen, it should not be small.
HAHA look at this guy's penis. Even though he is 15, it still is small! What a Small Penis
by Wonderfulperson May 26, 2013
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A very small penis like Haygen Bakers penis from TCMS
A kid at my school named Haygen Baker ate a small penis last night
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