small dick

a pathetic little loser penis the size of bic lighter when erected. Jim Burner has one and all of his gf's have had to cheat with real men to be satisfied. smalland dicks dont give girls orgasms and "men" who have them should be publicly exposed and laughed at.
jim's small dick is only 2.7 inches long erect with a 3 inch circumference. he should be ashamed!!!!
by jim burner July 06, 2010
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a guy with a small penis is the most unnatractive thing ever/a turn off
dont let the ladies fool you, size does matter
if a guys hot but he has a small penis forget it

perfect penis size 7-9inch and THICK
I'd take an average guy with a big dick over a hot guy with A Small dick
by truthful September 15, 2006
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a person who makes you feel ugly
Razvan made me feel really ugly when we were together’
‘He must have a small dick
by hghghghghgg April 23, 2020
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A small dick

A person who is not really good at being a jerk or dick
Dude your like a small dick your too nice
by Bod23 May 14, 2019
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small dick

a person whos Dick is 5inches or smaller
did you see mikes nudes he has a small dick
by smalldickedmike69 March 02, 2020
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Small dicks

Having this makes you genetically inferior
Some chick "I was molested when I was 13..."

Iam "I'm sorry that happened to...."

The same dumb whore "And what men need to realize is that most men have small dicks and that shit is not good!"

Hym "OHO! Immediately feel less bad for you! In one fell swoop you reduced my sympathy for you from like and 8 to like a .5"

Iam "I'm... He doesn't mean that..."

Hym "Shit, I haven't raped anyone and, therefore, bare none of the guilt for that action. Literally 0 people. But my sympathy is already almost non-existent and you had it and then lost it."

Iam "Why... Why would you say that?"

Hym "Why would SHE say that!? My dick is bigger than hers isn't it? That's the metric she's using for good vs bad. I'll use the same metric. Her dick is too small for a crime that I didn't commit to matter to me..."

Iam "Come one..."

Hym "How does that sound? Does it sound good?"
by Hym Iam April 18, 2022
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Small dick

by ak9901 May 21, 2018
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