tacky smacky

when a male wips out his penis and ejaculates on the females face while she is sleeping and smacks her with his dick.

tom: SURPRISE BITCH. happy birf`day. it`s a tacky smacky
ellen: that was rude!

by Stew23 June 28, 2010

smacky

To Smacky is to slap your cock around with the aim of creating self-pleasure, but you do it because you're angry at your penis for being gay.

1. He got a boner from watching Christian Bale undress, so he began to smacky his dick immediately.

2. "Dude, I found out I was gay last night, so I smackied my chode for hours."

by TRONICUS August 17, 2009

smarkywark

fish wack, trout slap

oh i do say jeremy i think you deserve a good trout slapping with my smarkywark tally ho old boy!

by poopydoop November 8, 2005

Smacky

Sounds, looks, tastes, or smells: fye,

Example 1:
Mom: Come sit down dinner's ready!
*Takes bite*
Me: Mom! This shit smacky!
Mom: What'd I tell you bout cussin at my table?
....

Example 2:

Aysha: Girl come listen to this
Layla: *listening* Who dis!? This nigga smackyyyy

by BabygirlNiara January 10, 2020

smacky lacky

One who eats bricks with teroikee sauce

hey...... why are you eating my brick you smacky lacky!

by I'm stupid March 26, 2003

SMACKYD's

macdonalds, scum of the earth, the most disgusting food in he known universe, minus the 2 cheese burgers 4 a quid offer, which is acceptable

lets go to smackyD's and die of food poisoning

by pill head Christmas May 6, 2004

Smanky

A cross between Smelly and Manky.

Mom that scrambled egg is just Smanky.

by linmer December 3, 2009