slurp job

Similar to a blow job, but with nasty slurping and sucking sounds.

I'll tell you what, she might be fat but she gives a mean slurp job.

by Big Freeze July 18, 2006

kentucky slurp

when the drink is sitting on the bar and you move ur head over to take a sip without moving any other part of your body

there she go again takin a kentucky slurp

by gabbydent13 September 10, 2019

slurp

slurp; the act of performing oral sex.

The girl slurped pj for 2 hours.

by ross February 23, 2004

herp-slurp

the act of obtaining herpes through oral sex. yes you can get herpes from oral sex. and even genital handshakes when there are no sores present.

that douchebag just herp-slurped that bundle of herpes infested joy.

by omfgwhydoineedtofeedthetrolls April 29, 2011

office slurp

term used in financial service centers,where employees are sitting in cubicles and the method of communication is chatting. An office slurp occurs when one is sending a juicy,and kinky joke or gossip (please not confuse with unfunny and uninteresting rumors that old office hags spread) via chat,and the receiver has to laugh,but so that the others (company mushrooms,yes-men or office ogres) around should not notice that. Therefore (s)he is making a slurping sound effect to cover the vicious laughing.

Friend: Hey,Have you heard that Marc has a fake pussy in his backpack??
Other Friend: ssssssssllllllllluuurp (sound effect) That s what I call a real office slurp!

by Lolita67 November 4, 2011

slurp-n-gulp

The act of performing a blowjob and swallowing the cum.

Barry has been extremely busy doing slurp-n-gulp action.

by Dictionarypages January 2, 2014

jack the slurp

When a person vigorously shakes a slurpee up and down in a masturbating motion in order to move the delicious slurpee product into a position that can be more easily sucked up by a straw. Usually this action is performed when there is mostly ice left and every time you suck the slurpee product does not fill in the air pocket created.

I really wanted the last bit of my slurpee, so I had to jack the slurp every few seconds to keep it coming up the straw.

by Udy February 20, 2009