slurfed

When you fall asleep with your hands on your keyboard and continue to scroll down or up a webpage.

I slurfed all the way through the a section of the urban dictonary

by demonpeepers April 12, 2011

Slurped Off That Hoobastank

A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.

“Man, he be slurped off that hoobastank ”.

by Loser_Real April 7, 2021

superb slurped

When a man pulls out the clitoris and sucks it so hard that it pops off

“Man I superb slurped Jessie last night in the dressing room. Passerby’s thought there was a murder!”

by Anqrygole February 14, 2018

slurked

Started from the green welcoming hills of Santa Rosa, California. It implies that you are high and drunk at the same time.

Mitch and Charles dawg, I just hit the bong, and drank two forties, I'm fucking slurked.

by Peter Carlson April 4, 2005

slurped

the elated mental state that occurs following the consumption of a slurpee.

Chrissy you seem kind of down want to go to the sev and get slurped?

hahaha, i am so slurped right now everything is hilarious.

by Adriana Danger May 6, 2008

Slurfed

Slurfed is refuring to getting raped in the buthole by a Ukranian Jew who hasn't had a perogie in 12 weeks. So he's a little rough around the edges and likes to feel friction from the sides of your butthole on his penis!

I was walking down the street and almost got slurfed... My butt hurt kinda tightened up today!

by Perogie Stealer July 23, 2012

slurbed

when you get jerked off and then swallowed

When we were hooking up last night I wAs slurbed, double whammy!!

by bearsera December 31, 2017