slurpage

a drink or other liquid that is consumed

im thirsty im going to the fridge to get some slurpage

by jessica October 8, 2003

slurpage

When a dipshit stoner named Bobby slurps water from a drinking fountain with a straw.

Man that was some serious slurpage.

by Anthony Scrima March 27, 2004

slurdge

the liquid left behind in the rim of a soda can after you take a sip. 80 % saliva and 20 % soda

ew! i just drank that albino's soda and got some slurdge in the process

by summer g June 25, 2005

slurge

A thick mixture of lotion and spit, it makes it hard for a person to masterbate fast.

Yesterday I masterbated with my moms new lotion, but it caused a alot of slurge and made it hard for me to cum fast.

by Jon Hubbard August 19, 2007

Slurpage

When you’re eating noodles or ramen and shit just goes everywhere.

Friend 1: *slurps
Friend 2: damn that’s some real slurpage going on there
Friend 1: I know dude I know

by Theothergay October 4, 2018

slurpage

A word used to discribe ones dissatisfaction, the experience of having ones brains sucked out throught a straw, A loss of sanity throught exposure to twaddle, nonsense or rubish.

Watching that film was tottal brain slurpage

by Kevin .B May 25, 2007

Slurge

When you are coming but it so thick that it just slide down you shaft.

I havent masturbated

in a while but when i did boy was that slurge slow.

by Raimboe September 13, 2017